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Yes you can keep your tyfoid landlady out by changing the lock and no, you don't have to give her a copy. You have the exclusive right to occupy the place. Not her, not anymore, not during the contract. Warn her, and if she entered anyway, you can call the cops and have burglary recorded. (Have the cops come over and only when they arrive say it's the landlady. And keep your ground, Leuven cops don't like students, but it's your right.)

You have to give permission, you can deny, you're only obliged to to let her enter if there's an immediate need (fire, waterdamage, tree fell on, TU rampaging desperately for beer through the house).

http://www.ius.be/Vastgoed/Woninghuur/Mag_mijn_verhuurder_zomaar_mijn_woning_betreden/

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oh my primo, some girl has been forcing and entering you? yikes










(hope you liked it, had a few other puns but decided to go with this one)

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Question is, did he like the pun as well?

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He likes forcing and entering... especially at the same time hmm

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Force-enter-force-enter-force-forceenterforceenterfooooooooorrrrceee...exit.

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Wow in my state you can't change locks on the landlord though you can sue their ass for barging in

Another way: buy a bottle of US beer off a US base and offer her some at her next visit

Although you're technically a foriegner so thye might deport you for that...better let Amok do it

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Another way: buy a bottle of US beer off a US base and offer her some at her next visit


--> you just adviced a belgian to buy american beer? :\


i mean, belgians are retarded (yes, all of them) but they do know how to make a proper beer. Why would he spend money on the american stuff like... Bud light...

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You can't blame an american for not knowing how well brewed belgian beers are...

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well i just did!

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10 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 02-Jul-2009 15:57:10)

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Re: Primo

No no no

He's trying to keep her from coming back

So...threatening her with American beer is quite a tactic

But like I said since Primo is technically in Belgium on permission they might throw him in a truck and give him police escort to the frontier

You Euros are weird...tasty beer? You're supposed to chug it so cold it freezes the tongue

ps. Primo!! = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_kTiUhyMtw

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Excuse me for not understanding you're an american with wit hmm

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Re: Primo

Primo is Belgian now? =\

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> Elrohir wrote:

> Primo is Belgian now? =\<

Dutch...Belgian...both gay drunkies.

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he lives in belgium I heard.  a dutchman in belgium

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Yet a true Dutchie doesn't abandon his roots X(

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He dyed his roots?? yikes

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wait wtf??? X(

isnt Primo french? hmm

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stfu smelly serb X(

NEE NAW NEE NAW

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I thought arms was a brit

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who cares where primo is from, underneath it all he is just like all the other gays smile

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th&#305;rdrock will still hit it?

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> Chris_Balsz wrote:

> I thought arms was a brit

nah. im Croat smile

primo is french thou big_smile

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primo is gay

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Re: Primo

talic is the french one

I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.

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Re: Primo

I guess that was East's legal ANALysis

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