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The reason they drove around with those things written on their cars was to provoke a response so that they could put it on TV"

ok, well the only thing that they got on tv that wasnt them was one person shaking their head, and another person asking if they were trying to get beat up in a hic town and that they were gonna get the boys.

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102 Reply by The Yell (edited by ~[PW9]KT~ 28-Jun-2009 05:55:34)

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Its not for the British to dictate our behavior to us, is it?

And in America we use insults and profanity in arguments as a gesture of our sincerity eg "I [ ] wanna watch the superbowl, asshole"

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103 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 28-Jun-2009 03:38:30)

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damn straight; except mostly it isnt the brits that are, its the non-native english speakers, who fail to interpret swear words in the english language properly. watch Gran Torino, that shows how english is to be spoken. calling someone an Asshole in the US is like calling someone mate in Australia.

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Damn right, gaybait

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goddamn man, you call that a greeting? im insulted.  what are you? french? i cant help that my good looks attract people of both sexes, just tell your fag of a son to stop peeking in my window at night.

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The French > avo

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the French are greater then Avo at being faggots

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108 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 28-Jun-2009 07:13:30)

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Sd

What if I'm the Stig? Then my opinions are highly relevant

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109 Reply by Skyroshroud (edited by Skyroshroud 28-Jun-2009 07:59:49)

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/me shakes fist

I want teh new episodes sad


Oh, and there were other Stigs as well, like the American fat stig, or the African one, and others too. wink

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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"What if I'm the Stig? Then my opinions are highly relevant"

From wiki: Clarkson then described the Stig as having a very small brain, worthless opinions, and a disorder described by Clarkson as "Mansell Syndrome". Its job description was to "just go out there and drive fast"

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111 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 28-Jun-2009 20:06:46)

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Yebo!

Hmm if he's a stupid git in britain who can't announce he holds a world record for a power lap, then the Stig must be one of the Royal Family

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Black Stig was Damon Hill.

Damon Hill didn't like his identity being kept a secret and started getting snotty about it, possibly because he wanted more input into the programme.

Top Gear hoofed him off.

White Stig was born.

White Stig has been more than one driver*.


*look at the gap between his gloves and his jumpsuit; some series' he's hairy, sometimes not, one time he was black... also saves having to deal with dickhead drivers and their dickhead egoes.

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Sounds like the basis of a crime-fighting drama!

ROBBER1: Come on Wilf!
ROBBER2: Aw, you said me name. Now I gotta kill the hostages!
STIG: mrfmrhmrrmrrhrr!
ROBBERS: THE STIG!! yikes

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> ☭ Fokker wrote:

> Black Stig was Damon Hill.

>Damon Hill didn't like his identity being kept a secret and started getting snotty about it, possibly because he wanted more input into the programme.

>Top Gear hoofed him off.

"The identity of Black Stig was revealed to be Perry McCarthy when his book Flat Out, Flat Broke was published in 2002. McCarthy is a former Formula One driver and test driver for the Benetton, Arrows and Williams teams, and also tested for BMW F1."

"A proposed name for the Stig was originally "The Gimp" until protests from Perry McCarthy put a stop to the idea.["

"After a brief retirement, McCarthy returned to sports car racing, appearing at Le Mans in 2002 and numerous other events. In 2002, he released his autobiography entitled Flat Out, Flat Broke, in which he spoke candidly about his time in Formula One and his work for the BBC's Top Gear motoring show as The Stig, a masked, anonymous, racing driver who evaluated the latest high performance cars. McCarthy was the original, black-suited Stig of the first two series, who was "killed off" at the start of the 3rd series for revealing his identity. He is set to commentate on the BBC F1 coverage, commentating on CBBC feed."

Gondor: wtf, im not even mentioned. I was the glue to this family. Thats BS!
Econ: Gondor, if you were the glue, then I was the glue sticky thing that applies the glue.
(edit: I believe that's called the brush).
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NARRATOR:  Nemo Puddingtame...expert race car driver...maimed and left for dead by rednecks...rescued by the New World Order and rebuilt with bionic technology to be the ultimate crimefighting cyborg...sent back in time to fight Nazis...the STIG!

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@ Econ wrote:

See... now why did you have to spoil a perfectly good rumour-fest with actual facts? What are we going to pretend we know all about now?

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Berlin to Warsaw in one tank...HAHAhaHAAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Great slogan if you ask me tongue

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