Topic: Lucky guy with 86 wife

A much married Nigerian man has bowed to pressure from local Islamic leaders to divorce 82 of his 86 wives to avoid an eviction order from his home area for violating religious norms. The Nigeria news agency (NAN) reported that Mohammadu Bello Masaba, an 84-year-old from the central Niger state agreed to retain only four of the wives in accordance to the Holy Koran.

The Jamatu Nasril Islam (JNI), one of Nigeria's top Islamic bodies, had issued a death sentence for Masaba for contravening his religion's rules. But days later the authorities gave him two days to vacate the area unless he divorced 82 of his wives.

The news agency said that at a meeting with Islamic scholars in the area, Masaba agreed last evening to the demands and would commence the mass divorce process and relocation of the divorced wives from Nupeland.

Masaba had vowed to defy the authorities, saying he had not committed any offence and would stay put. "I have not contravened any established law that would warrant my being banished from the land... there is no law that says one must one must not marry more than four wives," said Masaba.

"All my wives are with children and some of these are people I have married and stayed with for over 30 years, how can they expect me to leave them within two days," he was quoted as telling various local dailies in telephone interviews.

It could not be immediately established what state authorities decided over the death sentence imposed earlier in the month.

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I am reminded of a story my Islam teacher said.

That Mohammeds friend had married a relative of his. And asked if he could marry another, if it would not be offend him.

Mohammed said that marrying another would insult him and his relative.

So I would say that having more then 1 wife is not allowed and the four wives thing is utter bullshit that is against the teachings.

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I think it's just miss-understood...

for one it has to be ABSOLUTELY fine with your present wife, and the person you intend to marry
like by ABSOLUTELY, I mean they don't give two shits about anyone else that you marry tongue

This is highly highly unlikely, but even if it does happen, you have to give both AS MUCH TIME AS EACH REQUIRE

and that's just IMPOSSIBLE!!
for me giving my gf time is hard enough, and i only have one tongue

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Take it from a married man, 86 wives is not lucky tongue I wouldn't wish it upon my most hated enemy tongue

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thats because you guys dont know how to treat a lady tongue

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The key word in that sentence is "a."

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how are u even suppost to remember that many dang names


and who cooks dinner

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If you spent each day with a different wife it would take you almost three months to see the wife you started with again. How can you be considered a husband by a woman that only sees you three times a year (four if she's a favourite)?

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Yeah, because men of their culture treat their wives just like men of your culture do. /sarcasm

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What, you mean beat them to death and then rape them because they obviously want it because you can clearly see her boobs, bum, legs, the teasing slut.
  I can think of... Six men that think like that.

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Fokker if you cannot pleasure 3-4 wives a day, then you do not deserve 86 wives tongue

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> K. William Fancsali wrote:

> Yeah, because men of their culture treat their wives just like men of your culture do. /sarcasm


Point taken, comment withdrawn.

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It's not like women treat men very good either. If they can get away with it, the only thing they will return a man who invests in her with is a fake smile.

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i wish

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86 wives? How horrid.

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Indeed!
When women live together, their menstrual cycle tends to synchronize. That man must be running for his life every few weeks..

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Um wth???

And how come local councils are always the freakin nazis

Ours don't hand down death sentences but they do fine four figures for using the wrong shade of blue paint.

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86 wives maybe he just use 1 85 for his friend lol or maybe he is a pimp

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or a knitting factory..

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or a screw factory...

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screw factory that a nice 1

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lets see...3 to shag....5 for the post shag massage....10 to do all the laundry...10 to run all the errands...4 to cook dinner....3 for laundry....15 for keeping up with all the kids.....

i think i actually need 86 wives

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lol.u forget some to make money to support you and the other wife big_smile