"Baseball has less patting than cricket because the ball is more likely to be directed towards the batsman in cricket than baseball, especially at the batsman's legs which is the biggest, most obvious piece of padding in cricket."
you obviously don't watch much baseball. I loved Don Drysdale doing radio for the Dodgers, whenever either team had a pitcher throw a beanball, Drysdale would spend a half hour explaining why every pitcher MUST keep the batter in fear of the plate whatever the rules say about trying to hit batters on purpose
"At least cricketers can actually catch on their own without the need of a novelty sized glove to help them out"
haven't seen cricketers leap fences to catch stuff
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.