6:00 am Tells the sun to get its yellow ass into the sky
7:00 am Beats a fried egg out of a chicken
8:00 am Answers Help Wanted ads by telling employers where to start mailing checks
9:00 am Beats cold beer out of a bag of barley
10:00 am Stops and searches cops who meet the profile
11:00 am lets the Hawks in the backyard to work on their physical game a bit
12:00 pm calls McDonalds and orders a delivery of free lunch
1:00 pm calls the White House and straightens Michelle out
2:00 pm roasts a bag of barley by talking shit and then beats porter out of it
3:00 pm calls up HBO and tells it what to start running
4:00 pm calls his mom, see how she doing
5:00 pm beats a steak out of a steer, medium rare
6:00 pm tolerates n00bs on IC
6:00:35 enough of that shit
7:00 pm gives the sun 10 seconds to get under cover