1 Topic by [TI] Sitting Duck (edited by [TI] Sitting Duck 04-Jun-2009 16:13:08)

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Topic: Good first nail bomb?

Anyone got any suggestions? I'm looking for something that feels nice in the planting and detonation, also maybe that has a nice throwing action to it, grenade style. I will keep my deadly, but otherwise pointless weapon clean at all times, so don't you go worrying that it might get dirty! I'll probably only take it down to the range for practise on targets. Although probably not those silly bulls eye style targets, I want to claim that I'm doing it for sport and recreation while aiming at people shaped targets. Things like archery and darts and other such target based games and sports are for pussies and are clearly not genuine pass times. Why would you aim at something that looks like a target? I want to see exactly where the shrapnel will hit just in case my entirely recreational piece of deadly but otherwise pointless equipment would ever be accidentaly used in self defence or on a high school killing spree.

So yeah, anyone know anywhere I can get my totally innocent first nail bomb? It's not that I need to feel more of a man or anything. Promise.

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tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

i have one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObMCSLyIGk&NR=1

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

Look for the anarchist cookbook, it should have something like that...

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

Oh, you were kidding! Wow am I embarrassed!

Good one!

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

Eurofail

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

I had to delete my bombmaking post tongue

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

> A10|KindaOtto wrote:

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Fixed.

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

why?

it's not like its hard to find this shit out by yourself.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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ARFeh slaps Arocalex around a bit with a large trout

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

"I kin show ya how to make a bomb from a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite" --King of the Hill

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

I always thought nail-bomb making was standard-issue knowledge...

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I think he's confusing a nail bomb and a pipe bomb. A good nail bomb is too loosely packed to throw well. Although you can wrap chopped nails and barbed wire around a pipe bomb for good effect

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

I tried pieces of aluminium once... not clever. There were shiny silver blobs all over the yard.
[and the ruddy pigeon survived]

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Impressive, aluminum melts at 3000F

Pigeons are wily

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

Whenever I mix [gardeing chemical] and [popular household ingredient] I also add [liquified hydrocarbon] for that extra boost to the flash point.

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

If you wanted a pipe bomb with a nail coating for additional shrapnel, a copper pipe, black powder, and a fuse is a rather simple way to start (+tape and nails, if you so choose). A vice is useful for this simple construct.

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We're gonna get banned smile

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

just offer them mentos and coke smile

till the end of time..

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The funny thing is that the Germans agreed with Sitting Duck: It's ridiculous for anyone to have the right or even means to produce such a device. Clearly it is never necessary for a people to resort to such means to defend themselves as to use firearms and explosives (so there's no harm in taking away the means). Surely the disarmed Jews of Germany did fine in the past. History vindicates this position, right?

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

> ..Nemeara.. wrote:

> just offer them mentos and coke smile



that's biological warfare!

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

The use of said pipeboms and such is much harder then actually making them. You'd have to be a pretty slick guy to do any kind of damage with it, except blowing up trees

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This is not the place to correct such a statement. tongue

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I mean sure, you can do some collateral damage with it, but to hit something worthwhile is another thing.

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Re: Good first nail bomb?

what about a panzerfaust?

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