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The AK-47 is heavy and inaccurate. Sure, you can piss on it and throw it in the mud and it will still fire when other weapons would not. But that's only important if you intend to do that to your firearm and don't want accuracy and range and want a heavy piece of junk. 
Why not go all the way and get a B-17 Flying fortress?
If you have an AK-47, wich is a semi-automatic gun with 30 bullets per loader, you don't really have to care about accuracy...
Anyhoo, guns are silly. It's as much of a penis-extention as a Hummer..
AR-10 > AR-15
But I really don't have the eyesight to use a rifle.
Wouter its easy to spurn gun ownership when your continent lacks racoons and opossums
I killed one with a machete
I think its better all around to use a gun
<3 B-17.
You've obviously never shot an AK-47 or anything else at a decent range WFS.
Many men (and women) have used firearms in defense of their families, nations, and justice. Your discounting of the valor of their actions is silly, WFS.
Besides, if I had a penis extension I'd be too big and women would laugh at me for being a monster.. or be scared. I've already scared at least one. I wouldn't want a penis extension. Now THAT would be silly. I agree that Hummers went downhill when they stopped selling the adult-size ones.
The AR-10 is also a fine firearm. If vision is a concern, perhaps you should look at the many semi-automatic shotguns available.
"You've obviously never shot an AK-47 or anything else at a decent range WFS."
Indeed not, I consider it an unhealthy desire too!
"Many men (and women) have used firearms in defense of their families, nations, and justice. Your discounting of the valor of their actions is silly, WFS."
We have cops/soldiers for that, cowboy
Also, you don't need an AK-47 to kill an unfortunate raccoon or opossum..
Yes you need an AK47 when a colony of those thumbed rats come down out the trees onto your house and start opening doors and windows, you gotta hit them all and one shot one kill
Your only chance is for the rat general to refuse to pay the butchers bill and walk away
Desire to? Nobody but a lunatic desires to have to shoot any firearm at another human being. I'm glad you have cops/soldiers for all of your needs. Many oppressed peoples across the globe are oppressed BY cops/soldiers. They do not share your sentiment.
A colony of thumbed rats attacked your home? I suspected some such trauma from your posting, Chris!
well oppossums overran my backyard
thank goodness coyotes keep the raccoons down
though coyotes are starting to target toddlers
if raccoons evolve to work as a hive then Humanity has had it
we'll be hit by Ranger Ricks in a jeep working a .30 M1919
> Wouter its easy to spurn gun ownership when your continent lacks racoons and opossums <
We have Boars, Wolves, Bears, and rabid Foxes which, unlike your native breeds, aren't scared of people. Most Europeans own guns because they need to.
Personally I owned a gun for the same reason most American men seemto own guns: It's cheaper than a woman, will always look pretty, always does as it is told, and I thought it was []ing cool.
lol fokker
Super Soaker
Now those are fun, but not quite as effective at fighting off the mutant raccoons.
while you guys at it, could someone find me hairsticks (those chopsticks girls wear in their hair), but then those who turn out to be knives ?
http://www.cloakmaker.com/hairsticks/hairsticks1.html
guess you could buy one of the bronze ones and sharpen the end
or get this
http://www.realmcollections.com/p6966/medieval-hair-dagger.html
This unique medieval dagger is fitted to an oval barrette to allow you to stylishly carry a knife at the back or side of your head!
w00teh!
That girl is so dangerous. That girl is a bad girl!
"A bit hard to cock though."
Did no one else find this funny enough to comment? A whole page has gone by!
p.s. guns are for gays.
One day your mother won't be able to protect you 24/7 anymore.
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I've survived 21 years without carrying or possessing a gun. I daresay I'm not going to be in trouble tomorrow so badly that only a gun can save me.
My mother hasn't protected me in anyway for about 5 years. And in the 18 years before then she didn't own anykind of weaponry. In fact, in the 60 years of her life my mother has never owned a weapon yet is still alive and has only been the victim of crime twice, which were both house burglaries while she wasn't in and has never been a witness to a crime.
So, Blind Guardian, you fail.
look lemme explain it
I'm sure you were a little kid and you had a shiny truck that you begged for and your parents wouldn't get it for you. Well now you can buy it!
First you write your government for permission to own a shiny toy truck.
Whenever they agree you might own one if you think you're ready, then you go and pay about 500 euro for it.
When you get home, put some newspaper on a table and strip down your truck. Take the cargo hold off, take the doors off, take the axles off and the tires off the axles. Scrub every surface totally spotless with a toothbrush. Put a light oil film on the truck and put it back together. The better trucks you can do this with only a wrench.
put your cleaned truck in a locked metal bin, preferrably a safe, and hide it in a closet or in a drawer or under the bed. Never leave your truck out. never trust anybody alone with your truck. they only want to play with it, and probably sit on it.
every other weekend, get your truck locker out and drive into an approved wilderness area. Take out your truck and burn about 60 euro on top of it. Burn the euro into a fine powdery ash. Then pack up your truck and head home.
Strip and scrub your truck. A dirty truck can be dangerous and might wear out faster. Then lock up your truck and hide it again. What a truckin great day!
NOW do you get it?
At which point do you cock your truck?
Saturday night, about 2330.
Do you get a good laugh dunking the ballcock in your toilet?
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