Topic: Who is this?

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...... I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

Who am I?

ADOLF HITLER
WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?
Scary isn't it?

Re: Who is this?

Um... "in the 30's" kind of gave it away.  tongue

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Re: Who is this?

Lol. Obama's probably privately a non-believer but that would be a dangerous thing to confess for anyone with political aspirations in your country so he went with the next best thing - Unitarianism.

It's not uncommon for American politicians (Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson...etc) with less than evangelical Christian beliefs to be somewhat ambiguous publically about what they actually believe. They also usually happen to be frequently cited as being among the best leaders America has had.

Not having too much political experience may actually be a good thing if "change" is what you're aiming for. However, looking at the ppl he's surrounded himself with (Hillary, Kissinger...etc) it's doubtful how much of the status quo will actually be changed under his administration.

I doubt Jews are much of a persecuted minority these days.

Obama has his weaknesses, but as a global citizen I'm primarily concerned with the War on Terror and although the Republicans may not like to hear it he may actually be the stronger man than McCain in terms of executing it.

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I knew 3/4 of that matched Hitler, but wow....

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: Who is this?

I have legs

I am human

I wear trousers

OMG, I'm Hitler!

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

Re: Who is this?

Statistically your also Mao and Stalin, hows that to boot?

Of course if you use that really long list, statistically there are two people who match it.. Ironic

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: Who is this?

No it doesn't. Obama doesn't fit: "I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit."

I could make similar parallels with any icon you worship Flint. Also, it's incredibly redundant...

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

Re: Who is this?

It's not really that ironic, he has purposefully put together irrelevant similarities as well as just making some stuff up. It's also not remotely statistical =/

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

9 (edited by Justinian I 24-May-2009 12:34:22)

Re: Who is this?

It's a perfect reason why you should never elect a working class person. They are always demagogues.

The elite always know what's best.

10 (edited by Chris_Balsz 24-May-2009 18:25:40)

Re: Who is this?

Let's blow up one his staff conferences, if he strangles 300 politicians then we know he's Hitler

Trouble is if he hanged 300 politicians with piano wire he'd be a very popular president

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Who is this?

Can I have the braincells I lost reading this thread back please?

Re: Who is this?

yes you can tongue?

till the end of time..

Re: Who is this?

Nobody ever said Hitler wasn't a genius nor a visionary.

He just went a bit loopy hmm

This forum is stupid.

Re: Who is this?

And Obama with 10 trillion in new spending, and 10 trillion in new debt, and 'oh I cut a few billion from spending, look' and then adds it back to spending in the same sentence is not loopy?

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
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Re: Who is this?

OMG OBAMA IS HITLER BECAUSE THEY HAVS THE SAME LIFE AND RISE TO POAWR! Lolool, obamanazis!

Re: Who is this?

> Nobody ever said Hitler wasn't a genius nor a visionary.

We can thank our lucky stars that Hitler was, militarily, a half-witted dumbass.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

Re: Who is this?

Flint must be amongst the first people in history to be able to see a parallel between the launch of a large programme of public spending and the launch of a large programme of genocide.

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

Re: Who is this?

*public genocide, SD hmm

and sKoE, he was amazing in his military decisions, until his STD's started kicking in...

This forum is stupid.

Re: Who is this?

OMG I HAVE SEVERAL STD's

IM HITLER!

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Re: Who is this?

Besieging Stalingrad is a well known symptom of syphilis

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

Re: Who is this?

Well, I'm quite sure trying to invade England was in his crazy days... who would want that godforsaken island anyway?

This forum is stupid.

Re: Who is this?

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

--sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... point being?


Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

--offcourse someone will 'question' it, theres always retards about this


My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

--And this matters how?


I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

--You asume this smile (or so the person who wrote this, since you just copy paste)


I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

--Finally a president that isnt from the upperclass roots, and thats being held against him? and 'Disguised'? wtf is that about


That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

--Omg blackman out lower middle class, rising in a career! Call the LAPD to beat him to death


I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

--Yes, and this matters because normal children dont mind there dad leaving? Also, once again its your/writers oppinion


I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

--:o is barrack that old? Doesnt really show much other then that your a copy/paste retard who doesnt even read what he pastes


I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

--No prior history. Republicans bashed on that for months, citizens obviously were OK with it. As for powerfull speaker, Isnt flint always bashing obama for being a crap speaker?


I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

--"Bolstered ego" -> how do you/writer come to this conclusion?  As for large crowds, well its the US, its hyped, and its a new president. What moar you need?


At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...... I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

--He didnt bash his country, he bashed the idiots in the Bush administration. Seriously was he wrong about that? look at the state Bush left the economy in? Also you/writer like the current wars the US is in? Pff, just because he tells it like it is.


But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

--:o now isnt that just plain BS? Yes it is.


I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

--Wasnt it those groups that are the main problem? (except it lacks the Bush administration), As for making people 'hate them' Moar BS


I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

--How do you come to this conclusion? also i wonder, what would you call the 'Joe the plummer' stuff from McCain? he was obviously trying to win over the people by acting as if he was gonne rule for the people


I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

--So finally not a wealthy ranch owner who only looks out for his own incomegroup?


I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.

--Rofl, hope being keyword. Doesnt every political candidate try to offer Hope. Isnt Hope for better things the reason people vote for anyone?


So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

--:o Moar like republicans with Joe the Plummer right? big_smile


I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

--Omg you mean to say that the republican garbage/dirt digging machine failed to check those things in all those months of spewing dirt? They should hire you/writer for these great ideas.


I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

--That he is a good and decent president who is reconnecting the nation with the foreign allies abandoned over the last 8 years. That he tries his best to better the world? That he cares enough about human rights to close torture prisons his predicesor made?

Yep, this guy really seems like a bad bad men!

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Re: Who is this?

> [TI] Mrblonde wrote:

> Well, I'm quite sure trying to invade England was in his crazy days... who would want that godforsaken island anyway? <

Well, maybe he wanted a challenge, seeing as it only took 5 days to conquer the Netherlands O:

Re: Who is this?

i could prolly look it up somewhere...
but what religion did hitler follow before he went christian smile?

till the end of time..

Re: Who is this?

Well, ARFeh, you know we were stoned as hell hmm

This forum is stupid.