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"and why the hell would u shave it ? you will only encourage it to grow back faster and thicker. RETARD"

Bollocks. Hairs don't grow faster and thicker when you shave them off.


... ??
ummm what about if u were to shave ur legs / face / arms if u shave, the hair does grow back thicker and faster...

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no it just seems that way

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Exactly. Or you should assume that hairs "know" they are being cut...

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"Well I shave everything. Pubes, arms, thighs, legs, balls, armpits, and face etc. It's not that bad actually, just be careful with the balls. I go slow and only do a few strokes w/ the razor."

You just got respect in my book.

Theres no way i'd put a razor anywhere near anything other then my face.

Waxing maybe, but i don't really have to keep up appearences -- so really it's just my face i shave/tender to. But i've stopped that since a couple of days ago...I was using an electric shaver, which is now blunt (Has been for a while actually sad). I am not going to bother getting another shaver/razor.

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55 (edited by TheYell 07-Apr-2008 11:56:03)

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you're in australia, borrow some wool shears

Justinian, you don't use the SAME razor do you?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"Exactly. Or you should assume that hairs "know" they are being cut..."

i never believed it, but i think the rational is more you're stimulating the skin with the razor blade.

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The thing is that if you shave yourself, you cut the hair in such an angle that they look thicker..

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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ummmm I shave my chest because my wife loves it smooth. I don't shave my legs but I do shave my calves because she likes that. Pubic area and inner thighs are kept tidy and I think that's about it. Fortunately for me I'm not a very hairy guy so I don't have to worry about looking like a gorilla if I put the razor away:p

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/me = hairy

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Hair does grow back thicker more you shave.

Evidence has been surrounding my jaw for a good while now.

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Whatever. A baby's arse would be jealous of your facial smoothness.

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God of Torture:

Your name - wtf? yikes

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I remember over a year ago telling you that i could shave everday, Loz!

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> Muppet wrote:

> Hair does grow back thicker more you shave.

> Evidence has been surrounding my jaw for a good while now.

oh, really? try drawing a razor over your cheek for an hour. next morning see if your beard hair is 1mm thick. if that is not the case, stop horseshitting.

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Spending an hour shaving is a waste of time. And yeah, last time I shaved fully, over 1mm next morning.

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Erm...actually, I wouldn't put him to that challenge if I were you, Decimus...

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Haha, oh the joys of forums.

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are you aware of the difference between length and thickness? i'd think the latter one is one of your more pleasant characteristics, judging by this thread big_smile

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i was speaking to muppet, really. he was the one claiming his beard hair is 1mm thick.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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I gauged it as 1mm length when I first read it. Skim-reading. Don't be so picky tongue

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lol this is a first...but I have to agree with decimus (OMFG) here. Your beard does not grow 1mm thick. In fact it doesnt even grow remotely close to that thickness. And that is a fact.

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oh, if only people agreed with me more. they'd be right more often.

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I'm going with Deci on this one:p

Sex without the e is still SX!

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Oh look muppet made a mistake!


I don't care!



Besides, my point still stands. My beard does grow thicker the more I shave. Who cares how thick.

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75 (edited by Muppet 07-Apr-2008 18:17:30)

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Haha. It's stupid challenge anyway. 1mm being a thickness of no-one's facial hair, so what's the point in guaging 1mm as thick when it's inordinately past "thick" by the standards of facial hair.

I reckon my less pleasant characteristics bypass your best by far Deci.


Also, i said "over 1mm" which could have been length or thickness, and I was relating to length.

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