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And I came home alone... girl touched my leg with her leg though on the drunk bus, saying stuff I couldn't understand.

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Oh, and the band had a toilet in the center of the stage. a dude who turned 21 sat on it, and girls whooped his butt.

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A girl touched your leg with her leg?!

OMG NO WAI!

It must be love, loooove, looooove.

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and then he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!

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And then she PUKED IN HER MOUTH!

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and masturbated all night long!

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and that made him JIZZ IN HIS PANTS

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Hrm, chick touched your leg and talked in tongues, I think you were seduced by Satan


Btw why does the drunk bus go anywhere?

It should drive to a vacant lot and sit there until you're sober enough to realize that and get out and walk bakc to your car

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I'm starting to think Justinian is a homosexual =p

Sex without the e is still SX!

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maybe she was Chinese and she was saying "Foriegn roundeye devil, get off my lap!!!"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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More likely it was a Ukrainian prostitute.

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nah, all prostitutes no how to say something along the lines of "joo gif mi moni n i sook joor coook"

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jooooooor?

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Nah, I'm not gay, thanks.


And there's been a topic about Justinian coming out of the closet a while ago. Everyone has this bad of a memory?

Oh...

"You must've never gotten pussy before"

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Jooor!!!!

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I told you he was a virgin. tongue

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17 Reply by [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie (edited by Torqez 10-May-2009 23:48:17)

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I AM [very very very...] DENKK NOW AHAHAHAH ahaha!

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then Justinian woke up...?

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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THEN JUSTINIAN PUT HIS PENIS IN A MAN!

((Just to stop the caps thing happening.)

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Arfeh what you and justinian get up to is really for the two of you

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We're not legally allowed to get married though.

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Cry me a river.

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