I looked at the final version and I think they cleaned the stuff out that drew Flint's attention
What it says now is, if Simon Cowell were hosting a special American idol in the British embassy or Puerto Rico, and I disrupted international commerce by assaulting him, based on a belief that my violence would injure a member of the gay community, then Simon could ask the FBI to join the manhunt. That's the second part.
The first part says if I teabag Justinian in his dorm, his campus can ask the Atty General for $$$ to handle the cost of prosecuting the sex crime, and within 6 months the Atty Gen must decide to give them $100,000 extra to track me down, if his school used the ACLU or other nonprofit (sure) to write the petition.
And if his school says they need manpower the atty gen would be authorized to send 1000s of agents and planes and snipers to stop the Phantom Nutsack. But priority must be given to teabaggers who strike in multiple states.
Interestingly enough the bill stipulates the Atty General and not the Dept of Homeland Security. Which means the coast guard will not lend search teams to prevent boob grabbing in colleges and indian reservations. Still they did authorize a whopping $10 million over two years and a jurisdiction can get up to $100k a year so that is like 50 assgrabbers a year that will have to deal with G-men.
Unless they run back to Mexico. Cause, yknow, the federal govt doesn't have money for a secure border.
At a PC I bet I could find alcee hastings saying that froth, she is a kook
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.