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Say that to anyone but me, avo!

Haha, you've not heard what they say about me!

Justinian, read Loz's post carefully. She never actually says that she has. So there. Haha, Northumberland's not the greatest place over here.

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27 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 06-Apr-2008 21:15:07)

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All I shave is my jaw, chin, throat, cheeks, the bridge of my nose, and I clip my nose hairs every week.  And every two weeks I have a 1950s military haircut.

I could probably braid my eyebrows.

If--er ahem! When I get married and my wife makes some crack about my needing to shave the tufts of hair on my back or my legs or Big Jim and the Twins I shall put on a comfy bathrobe, lather up soap in a mug with a boars-bristle brush, put in a fresh blade, and come sit next to her whereever she is, put the shaving gear within her reach, and tell her she can start performing her wifely duties...  that'll be the end of that!

oh yeah and tip her a quarter when she's through.

actually it would be cool to have the wife barber me like James Coburn in "Our Man Flint" but somehow I think that is right out.  Probably because James Coburn did it in "Our Man Flint"

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All I'm going to say, do NOT use Nair/Veet on your balls.... That will be all. tongue

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or mentholatum.

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Haha, you know nothing of me and Loz, Justinian! I've always given her everything she wants.

The appearance I care about is the one I have, and if you saw it th masculinity is in no doubt whatsoever!

"Fit clothes" What do you mean by those exactly?

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actually, if you "clear decks for action", and your gf even notices hair, you need to step your game up

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32 Reply by Loz is my style icon (edited by Loz is my style icon 06-Apr-2008 21:57:22)

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"I could probably braid my eyebrows."

I was aware that was a phenomenon only apparent in men over 50...hmm....

You Americans have some really weird beliefs and behaviours. Seriously, ANY girl I know, if she found out her boyfriend was shaving his underarms, legs etc...oh my. You all seem to think my ideal guy would be this hairy ape monster or something, but aside from differing preferences on chest hair (and, with that, only a little bit! Lots of chest hair is not very attractive at all imo), most girls I know share my preferences.

Jus,

"the itching sensation of body hair!"

I'd imagine the stubs of bristly hair when you haven't shaved for a few days is more unpleasant and irritating for your lover. Do share, how do you overcome this problem?

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"I'd imagine the stubs of bristly hair when you haven't shaved for a few days is more unpleasant and irritating for your lover. Do share, how do you overcome this problem?"

you shave very often when you're in a relationship, at least thats how i dealt with it when my gf wanted me to shave my chest. i'd shave before each date.

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She sounds mean, expecting that of you sad

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I'm blessed with great hair! It's soft, wavy hair and very thick and strong.
My beardhear is  very soft as well, and doesn't sting (the ends naturally slightly bend towards the skin, so that it doesn't sting). My chest has some hair, not too much and soft as well.

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36 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 06-Apr-2008 22:28:59)

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hmm bet Arnor would make a good fur coat

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lol after reading the first page..some ppl wrote shave chest, leave armpit, leave legs..shave pubes

different versions of the same thing tongue

now i'm just wondering how weird it would look when you have a SMOOOTH chest, HAIRY armpits, Hairy pubes and then shaved legs LOL

i think trim all, except chest/legs --unless it's REALLY bad..atleast that's what i do yikes

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my wife shaved me down thier the first time.that was the scariest moment i ever had.

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39 Reply by God of Torture (edited by [RPA] Lloyd List 07-Apr-2008 11:06:16)

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.... i dont know why the hell i kept reading this shit...


personally i believe shaving anywhere but ur face unless u are like a swimmer or pro sports chap is just messed..

shaving ur back ?? [] that personally im not hairy on my back so it is a good thing says my girlfriend... but nothing wrong with a hairy chest, legs, arms etc. 

and pubes..... why the [] do we wanna know if u shave them ??
you are obviously trying to make "it" loook bigger....


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ROOOFL this thread has given me a great laugh. And I do believe Loz would love Scandinavia wink We come hairy from birth, with thick and strong hair all over. Some of the finest beards come form our region in the world.

Myself I dont shave much... I shave my chin and some neck..but only when it gets to the point where it looks like Im 30 tongue I am still only 22 and I like to keep a whim of my youth still...so I shave my chin, and thats it.

I think if I ever met a girl and I loved her so much Id do anything for her...well..maybe I would do anything for her, then shaving does not sound as a bad part of that deal. Could be worse. But with no decent reason and no lives depending on it, I keep my fur growing strong.

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lol, nooblet, you can use veet on your balls and lower area;)
just don't make the mistake to do the procedure twice in a row if you miss some hair:P
wait a few days
a tip;)

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OMG ROOOFL !!!!

Dont use chemicals on your body unless its a life and death matter. I use no medications unless I die without em, and I do fine. Using chemical burning cremes to remove hair from sensitive areas...twice...in a short time...thats like a chemical peel...where you actually burn off your skin...clever TUF. You're really not bright...even for a swede big_smile

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Who the hell would put that junk on their...junk

Its as much as I can do to tolerate them touching hot water and strong soap. Let alone something that dissolves hair. Why not bathe them in Liquid Plumber?

When I was in high school we had a working industrial xray. My dad and uncles xrayed their feet and i guess no harm but my classmates were afraid to stand closer than down the hall when that went on. Out of respect for the working parts you know

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> Jets2k8 wrote:

> my wife shaved me down thier the first time.that was the scariest moment i ever had.


yikes ..u'd rather have your wife do it then yourself yikes

and yeah that MUST be so awkward LOL

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> TheYell wrote:

> All I shave is my jaw, chin, throat, cheeks, the bridge of my nose, and I clip my nose hairs every week.

wait, wait. you have hair worth shaving growing on your bridge of the nose?

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ewwwwwwww 

and why the hell would u shave it ? you will only encourage it to grow back faster and thicker. RETARD

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I shave my beard once every 2 to 3 days, but that's it, nothing else ever gets trimmed.

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instead of shaving your back hair, some one should make a fam pic next round of platted back hair...

would be highly ammusing

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"and why the hell would u shave it ? you will only encourage it to grow back faster and thicker. RETARD"

Bollocks. Hairs don't grow faster and thicker when you shave them off.

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I have a unibrow so I shave the midsection.  Since I lather up 6 days a week what's the difference how often it comes back? though I agree with Wouter.

Jets it sounds like you have a major poker chip to play there!

"Jets honey, for our anniversary I have a great idea! There's a couples spa--for only $2000 we can get an avocado wrap together, and hear lectures on yoga, and try a tea tasting from their own herbal garden!"

"That's great dear! And then, in the evening, you could shave my nuts again!"

"...what?"

"Yeah! Hey that'd be even better than the first time, my pores steam cleaned and purged with lime blossom and massaged open, and then a rich lather with a badger brush....there's nothing like a shorn scrotum!"

"Uh..."

"You know honestly it's not even the soothing freshness that's great? It's the oneness that comes from somebody you love most servicing you like that..."

"Oh yeah...or...we could go see a ball game"

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