...if your name is Primo.

I don't think anything in that list is a tottaly true statement, but I can see where you deduce things from.

you are Belgian if you feel you are belgian, anyone can be belgian and anyone is in my opinion, We all are, ceci n'est pas une blague.

Cause I'm belgian,  and

I'm not offended by this thread
speaking flawless belgian: tricky statement, what is Belgian, the language speaken in belgium ofc, but that consists of either flemmish (not mentioning the variety of choice in dialects we have), wallon-french, brussels(mix of french and flemmish), or german in some part, so the language actually spoken is not really called belgian but I would agree if we used that 'official langugge' meaninlg that it's divided

I didn't object or complain saying there is no belgian language, didn't even notice that when I read the first sentence.

I have a belgian passport now, but didn't have one last year when we just moved to france for two years, had to get this older non electronic french passport (t was blue and big and ugly, even stupid rule which obliged me to put my hair backwards for 'morrelo's ear indentification if I'm not mistaken morrelo was that guy) and manny people whom have belgian passport aswell can be in a way not really belgian but imo we all are as good as belgians, you to Yell, face it, you all are, ceci n'est pas une blague.

If you raise your hand...: well, not many people I think would raise their hand or not immideatly, for we aren't all proud about being a little belgian (though we are Grand inside, or some of us are).  and what about belgians whom lost or have no arms, how the gonna raise them, or those whom are asleep, or those whom don't want to grab attention, or for example when it is in a comedy show and you know the comedian will pick you to laugh with, which they always do when he for example asks whom in here is dutch...

Smurfs: why inferior to stroumpf? and what the hell, like there is a difference, just a different name for the same thing and I would rather have stroumpf inferior cause I used to watch 'de smurfen' versions on ketnet, when it was inbetween a 'samson & gert' show. Although I rather not brag about having used to watch that when I was young (kindergarten)

I have no clue what a cloth hall is, is it those things grandmas have at home on the table to put cups of tea or something on? like the white cloth nicely made? I dunno really what it's made of.

Imressing oposite sex with beer and pidgeons, uhm: I'm not that fond of beer really, rather anti-alcohol, and pidgeons I don't have anything against but the sport is rather retarded like cycling is to, I can ride a bike to you know nothing fun about watching them cycle.

if that works :s how can it even work regarding ^^? 

Next statement I dunno what that is saying, as I'm not that interested in politics, would be nice to give MY country a bigger status of importance, but whom doesn't wish that?

hah, so you're saying belgians are racists? I don't blame congo on africans at all or on anyone, I don't even have this connection with congo, to me belgian has nothing to do with it, historically there has something happened, but that's then, and regarding racism in other countries we aren't doing that bad.

I dunno if congo is a mess, never thought about that, you offending congo now that it is a mess? It's got messed up and could be better but surely it can't be fully mesed up can it? and their neigbours, I don't think they're more messed up, dunno really whom their neigbours are but anyways

You saying we rather collaborated with the germans and have them win? My grandfathers (truelly belgians) both fought against the germans, and help surely was welcome. My grand-grandfather quiet killed a lot, and my grandfather helped, heard few stories of how he made bombs, and how my grandfather really was a 'serial killer' having dead germans burried in his castle. The germans right after the war eventually gassed him though which means he really was a worthy and changemaking opponent. I heard there were these colalborators whom worked with the germans, and whom were anti-wallon, and due to wallons being army leaderst hey refused to fight and even rather had their own unit killed, well those are dead now, not worthy of being called part of any nationality at all, those are nobodies.

Reading the list cause it's polite :s I read it cause it's adressed to me in a way, as it's about belgians, and in a way I do think I'm belgian, although I'm rather raised 'international' I think, and nationalitism is just a [] up shite, what are belgians anyways, before we were german tribes, don't even know which or perhaps 't even was a combination of tribes whom also had parts in germany, it's just some political stuff that divided lines, and with the fast transports and migrations in and out we are getting mixed up anyways, maybe a more percentage still will be 'belgians' regarding if we be belgians cause it's how it formed us and made us live seperately more under one new nation but that's meaningless to me. We all are belgians, we all are Dutches, we all are Americans(we all drank a can of coke once didn't we), we all are arabs, we all are Earthlings, alliens whom stranded on this Sweet heavenly planet. There's more other things to mind about then what we are. Just be Dude.

I didn't read all that, but by what I read I can conclue that EDN didn't get the thread at all.
In fact, I daresay he's being an idiot too. wtf is this about being Belgian just when you feel Belgian? Where's the part where you have to live there, you twit?

This thread was never meant to gain any "serious" reply, let alone a lengthy discussion.

Amusing. Do some other nationalities!

He's Belgian

Well, ZoZ, it's simple. I was drunk...

I concur.

"I have no clue what a cloth hall is, is it those things grandmas have at home on the table to put cups of tea or something on? like the white cloth nicely made? I dunno really what it's made of."

This is where you should have realised that not posting that comment would have been the best thing
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Belgie_ieper_lakenhal_nacht.jpg
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestand:Belfort_Brugge.jpg
http://imagene.youropi.com/lakenhalle-gent(p:location,389)(c:0).jpg

To make it absolutely clear: it's not the same as a belfry!

The one in Ghent is 95 metres high, the one in Bruges is 83 metres (why do I know this?)...

van damme certainly is bether then chuck norris