Topic: IC Lesson for the 90% of you that are idiots.

So I came back midround after not playing for about 25-26 months to see that much of the community doesn't know shit about playing the game especially having to do with attacking.  Not saying everyone because there are those who do have a clue but just in a months time or so I've encountered SOOOOO many people who just due to stupidity got themselves killed.  I'll post this just because the game obviously needs more competition so people knowing that they are idiots and how to fix it will add to that next round.   I won't be playing so I won't get to see first hand but this round was just pathetic.

Tip 1:  If you are banking especially with tax offices, do not have planets that look like:
523 Mining Facilities
123 Hydroponic Farms
253 Research Centers
200 Tax Offices
63 Living Quarters

Tip 2: If you are going to be a banker, take atleast 50% income if you go custom.

Tip 3:  Soldiers are now your way to defend your portals, build some.  I don't know how many people I ran into who had solely droids that I would kill 10 times as many as I lost per attack when some soldiers would have made that a lot harder to do.

Tip 4:  Don't Draft Artic.

Tip 5:  You tend to want to send bombers to take out a laser trap rather than just send all your ground and hope to god some make it past the lasers.

Tip 6:  Never expect Whiteshadow to wake up for the right time for a banker raid, always tell him that it is 1 hour earlier than you planned it for.

Tip 7:  Send a fighter test fleet to test for defense stations before running your whole fleet through it.

Tip 8:  If you hit the defense station once with your fleet, don't hit it twice in the same tick.

Tip 9:  Never tell KT she is any of the following:  Old, Antique, Over the Hill, Ancient, or comment that you saw a class picture of her and Jesus together.

Tip 10:  If you don't have many fighters of your own, don't just go full fleet into an attackers portal without making sure they are stationed first.

Tip 11: Don't Draft Artic.

Tip 12:  If you have more fighters than someone that hit you but you only have 10% attack bonus, do not hit them back thinking you will win, you will just lose far more than the attacker with 50% and he will now have enough to run you.

Tip 13:  Don't think that just because you have no shares, that a good attacker won't stick his foot up yours and your bankers ass.

Tip 14:  If you have a considerable sized fleet to contend with an enemy that is attacking you, don't just sit there doing retakes, take some portals.

Tip 15:  Sab Portal and CpFF are there for a reason, use them.

Tip 16:  If you go to war, don't just jump 1.2 million soldiers as your families main attacker and sit there watching them get run, jump a fleet that is useable and take some damn portals!

Re: IC Lesson for the 90% of you that are idiots.

Tip 4:  Don't Draft Artic.



ahhahahhaah

yes, do not draft artic, because he will draft you, and you will pwn!


take teh knife out of me  back yikes

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Tip 9:  Never tell KT she is any of the following:  Old, Antique, Over the Hill, Ancient, or comment that you saw a class picture of her and Jesus together.

loled

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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12: Can you clarify 12. If they take more of a loss hitting you with a 50% bonus, you should be able to run their figs down with a 10% bonus since it doesn't affect def... Are you referring to provoking them to run you?

Re: IC Lesson for the 90% of you that are idiots.

or a cheater  LOL

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You'd be surprised how many times people did "tip 8" with their full fleet over last round with my 1 very active DS tongue..damn that thing killed a lot!

Pixies My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?

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Nah referring to a particuliar guy this round that I hit and lost like 10k more fighters to in the attack and then he turned around and hit me with only his 10% attack bonus and lost like double to triple what I lost =p So then I was able to fighter run him the rest of the way down

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tip 17.

if fArtic randomns in ur fam kill him off in 48 hrs smile

I am the flail of God. Had you not created great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

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h4e is an idiot

" i am the bringer of death.. destroyer of worlds"

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It's ok Scorp, I still love you.  Thank you again for giving up your spot so KT could join and then when another spot opened up with Genesis leaving giving it up again so that I could have it.  Oh wait...That's right you didn't give up the spot by choice, you were just passed up for the job wink

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Tip 18: Strat's go in the strategy  forum tongue

I <3 it big_smile

Rehabilitated IC developer

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Tip 4:  Don't Draft Artic.

Tip 11: Don't Draft Artic.

2 more important lessons cannot be learnt.

Re: IC Lesson for the 90% of you that are idiots.

It should be:

Tip ?: Don't play in the same alliance as Artic.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Or

Tip ?: Do not build 6 explo ships with your starting money tongue

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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Or Join a Super Fam big_smile

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That would be like the guy sitting on a camel's back. He's gonna die before the camel just you can't tell him that.

PRIMO!! I need to talk to you sad, can you message me as ML Enforcer in 1760? PLEASE!

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Go mirc #Mod find him.goerge michecl or Primo or johnny or............................................................

A camel can feed and and give u shelther and take u the right path.

If u walk aimlessly,u will be stuck in the desert forever.

Get a good Mentor like I dont know who coz all mentor sux espically Nolio.

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/me takes notes

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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> Tip ?: Do not build 6 explo ships with your starting money

Actually i stopped growing...had i of continued growing, i would still
be up there. Maybe not #1, but dammed close to it.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Skoe got ppl drafting u

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O so thats what i have been doin wrong this whole time... i think i got to write this down big_smile

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Your one n00b hardcore4eva... Have you played with 90% of the people in IC? If not please shut ur mouth and stop giving out lessons which you clearly feel you are good enough to give out wink

Frenzy
My President is black, infact hes half white so even in a racist mind hes half right wink

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hardcore, since you are giving tips to idiots you might want to tell them to build portals too wink And this thread should be in strategy forum !

Tip 12:  If you have more fighters than someone that hit you but you only have 10% attack bonus, do not hit them back thinking you will win, you will just lose far more than the attacker with 50% and he will now have enough to run you.

This sounds noobish too me, even if you would lose more fighters than the player with 50% attack bonus, if you got instants or 1/2 tickers and he's only got 1/2 portals than you
really need to clear him, since you will lose a lot more if he can attack/run you are make tickers.

Tip 14:  If you have a considerable sized fleet to contend with an enemy that is attacking you, don't just sit there doing retakes, take some portals.

wow, did you figure this one out all by yourself?

Tip 16:  If you go to war, don't just jump 1.2 million soldiers as your families main attacker and sit there watching them get run, jump a fleet that is useable and take some damn portals!

I just thought you could go inactive when you have 1,2 mill soldiers or more...


My advise,

Tip1: Don't give other people tips because these tips are similair to telling somebody that he shouldn't delete all his infra and fleet when war starts and I missed the REAL tips here for bankers.

hmm

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