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Topic: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

Britney Spears doesn't want your second-hand smoke.

Shortly after starting her Circus show Wednesday at Vancouver's GM Place, the singer, 27, stormed off stage because the arena got too smoky.

The show started out fine: Dressed as a ringleader and holding a whip, Spears appeared on-stage and soon removed her jacket to reveal a sparkling bra and bare midriff.

Fans went wild.

But then, according to the Vancouver Sun, the stage went dark.

"Britney! Britney! Britney!" confused fans chanted.

A short time later, an announcer declared: "It's become uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers. The show will resume as soon as the air around the stage is clear. The performance will not proceed until the air clears."

Crowds began booing and howling: "We want Britney," they cried.

About 30 minutes later, Spears returned to the stage, belting out "If U Seek Amy and "Me Against the Music."

Check out Britney's bikini body through the years

She then spoke to the crowd for the first time: "What's up, Vancouver?"

After closing the show with "Womanizer," Spears advised the crowd, "Vancouver, don't smoke weed."

"We want to apologize to all the fans who attended our Vancouver show tonight for the brief pause in Britney's set," read a statement on Spears' official website. "Crew members above the stage became ill due to a ventilation issue."

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/britney-spears-walks-off-stage-during-vancouver-concert-200994

Damn, Canada!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

ha ha so many views, so little comment

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

We found her weakness! Everyone, strike now!

And remember kids, being selfish is a virtue.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

Haha you sound like gamespot.com

"Defeating Britney requires teamwork and preparation. Remember we told you to buy a wereskunk power at first level?  You use it here. Have each member of the party take turns swinging a sword at Britney while the others heal the wounded. You won't do much direct damage but the cumulative funk will eventually make her flee.scurry into the cave for the next map."

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

> Chris_Balsz wrote:

> ha ha so many views, so little comment


what's there to say, really smile?

till the end of time..

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

thought maybe 1 canuck would claim they don't smell

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

lol tongue

i dont get why anyone would smoke at her concert in the first place smile
or why anyone would want to attend her concerts, period

till the end of time..

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

What's this all ab00t, eh?

This forum is stupid.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

a congratulations is in order for Canada. Make it so number 1.

And remember kids, being selfish is a virtue.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

I wonder how weed got there? People who smoke weed rarely like Britney and kids who like Britney have rarely enjoyed weed.

I say it's the parents who have to go with their small kids to make it all bearable.

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

Obviously you have to smoke weed to enjoy a Britney song

Sex without the e is still SX!

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

Thats a lie nolio and you know it X(

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

you have to be sober enough to spell

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

> -Nolio wrote:

> Obviously you have to smoke weed to enjoy a Britney song



i just cant imagine that weed would/could be of help...

till the end of time..

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

Maybe that beserker Zulu red mixed with the hallucinatory shrooms

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Rank Stench of Vancouver Overcomes Britney Spears

if that were true , i still couldnt imagine tongue

till the end of time..