iPOD not iPHONE

I think...we elected Borat

Ok that's pretty bad.  Obama just needs to stop buying people gifts, he's just no good at it.

Could be worse though at least it's not a gift certificate.

3. a vibrator

To illustrate that my reasons for disagreeing with you lot most of the time are not based upon any ideological opinions that I hold (well I'd probably claim that it's because of your ideology, rather than mine ), I'm interested in hearing what kind of gift's you'd give the Queen.

'Nothing' is a fair answer, as would be most other responses. I'm not intending to trash whatever gift ideas you have; I'm only curious.

yawn.

Well the Queen has all the jewelry to beggar even billionaires, so thats out.

So are clothes for similar reasons.

Most foods are not good idea's, she can get whatever she wants. And some, like bbq ribs would be bad bad bad.

Economic gifts are out, toys are out, electronics are out.

A really good painting, if in style to match the Royal Residence might work, but those are not easy to come by.

However there is a gift type that can work. A tasteful gift of things from the nation, in line with reasonable allowances will work. Take for instance a box made of wood only found in the United States, with hand carved engravings of the Royal Family Seal on it. Stained beautifully, and inside there is smoked salmon from Oregon, dried Oranges from California, dried pineapple from Hawaii, smoked Cod from Boston, and so forth. Not to much of anything, not to small of anything. A taste sampler of unique foods from the different States, or different regions of the United States.

This comes with a hard paper, engraved words in stylized form, thanks for the Queens support for a variety of the efforts the Queen has undertaken, and an offer to the Queens favorite charity of a decent amount of cash, as well as a promise to speak of this charity at a number of events (This last being given to her verbally, as on paper it is cheap, and you must mean it also) you participate in.

This all told would be a gift suitable for a queen.

I did after all show a series of gifts suitable for the Prime Minister.

Now if I had to also present gifts for the Heir Prince, I would provide him with some memorabilia from Teddy Roosevelt, with the simple statement, this man was a rock for our nation when we needed him, as you will be the rock for your nation. Then a full an honor given American Salute, followed by a firm handshake.

It's all about class man.

You'd have given her the -stained, if you must- dildo in 1778.

> Einstein wrote:

> Naw not New York just yet, instead how about California?>

Haha. I considered that, but NYC is bad and closer to her island lol. But sure, why not California?

Obama is the greatest troll evar.

> ☠ARFeh☠ wrote:

> Obama is the greatest troll evar.

interesting statement there

She gave Obama a signed photo of herself in a sterling silver frame

I owe Obama an apology, he was the better man