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Topic: A Blonde and her Car

Blondes FTW


This Blonde Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway
And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving.

The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to
Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank.

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
Brought Her Vehicle To It's Knee's.

She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60 Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped
Around Her Driveshaft.

She Had It Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
That The Vehicle Had A " Sort Of Shimmy "
When She Was Driving At High Speeds.


Below Are The Photo's Of What They
Found At Her Dealership....................

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

" Sort Of A Shimmy"

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3863/blonde1v.jpg
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5832/blonde2q.jpg
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/201/blonde3o.jpg

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

Can't be true, no one is THAT stupid tongue Not even ARF

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

Wow

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

Bloody hell yikes

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

Wasn't me yikes

This forum is stupid.

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

> [TI] Sitting Duck wrote:

> Can't be true, no one is THAT stupid tongue Not even ARF<

Wat.

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

wooow

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

holy crap

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

try a blonde and eye drop:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5094098/Woman-glues-eyeball-shut.html

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Re: A Blonde and her Car

Ouch.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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