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.. but I can't seem to find.

One is the name of Charlemagnes dog. (It's a briard, if that helps).

Second is the invasion plans for Iran.

Anyone?

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

1) Bobby.
2) Send in the tanks.

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I'd expect better from you, Ben.

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

I'm sure Flint has dozens of plans he's drawn up for a planned attack on Iran.

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I think we come in from Russia with 2 million liberated Russians.  Riding unicorns.

Charlemagne's dog was named Leo III

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invasion plan, 'with nukes' ?

His dog had the same name as his wife I think.

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Yell: Was there a Cossack-dancing version of Mozes parting the Caspian Sea in your shroom trip too?

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> ☠ARFeh☠ wrote:

> I'm sure Flint has dozens of plans he's drawn up for a planned attack on Iran.



lololol....too true big_smile

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The name of Charlemagne's dog?

ask it here: http://www.vgkgent.be/
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WFS: I dont want to register.. can you ask? smile

quazbut; Thanks, but I want maps and arrows and all! Also, horses were transport. Yet they named horses. And elephants! And swords. And horns. And women. tongue

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Look up plans called 'infidel' and 'dieatollah' and 'hit&jihad'.

You should find the plans for killing all males in the nation and giving all the females to Jews under infidel, dieatollah is covering the forced re-education to pornstars for their whole society, and hit&jihad is using Afghanistan forces to move to Iraq, and Iraq forces to move to Afghanistan while blaring death metal music as they drive through.

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Flint! You amaze me!

You spelled 'their' right!

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nobody got my joke about the state of the Papacy under the Holy Roman Empire sad

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Viva la papa!

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"Charlemagne kept many briards. They were tools for hunting and personal protection. Naming tools was not a done thing in those times."

Hunting was not really something an early medieval king had much time for, I fear tongue

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I'm not registered myself. It was possible to post as a guest before though..

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"Things one should be able to find on the internets"

.Japanese girls that actually find white nerds attractive.
.Chinese girls that...
.Korean girls that...
.Vietnamese...
.Russian girls that don't want me for money.
.Thai girls that...
.Ukrainian girls...
.Hungarian...
.Star Trek porn
.Cos-players that want to meet.
.Cos-players that want to "meet".
.The address of "the Cammy Girl".
.Marathon bars.
.Opal Fruits.
.An OS not in league with Satan.
.An OS not in league with Loki.
.A page that loads the information you want BEFORE it loads the flash-based advert measuring 2GB.
.Adverts made by companies that realise that making an advert as annoying as possible is a bad idea.
.A Dutch cafe's mail order page.

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man FetishJanuary 30, 2009 | Issue 45

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can I get her number?

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Still no one? X(

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

Misaki Nakajima: Future "Model".
Not uncommon for budding japanese starlets to try and boost their careers is such ways.

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

Fokker obviously has the Yellow Fever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOyRWuklsiQ

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

How does sleeping with a fat white dude boost a model's career?

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It makes fat white dudes think they have a chance, which makes them feel the need to prove they're her number one fan by buying all of her swimwear catalogues, cosplay catalogues, videos of said photoshoots, videos of her shopping... get the picture yet?

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Re: Things one should be able to find on the internets

That article is from The Onion...

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