Q. What's an example of irony?
A. Bruce Springsteen is scheduled to sing "Born in the USA" at Barack Obama's inauguration.
Chief Justice Roberts: Knock, knock.
Barack Obama: Who's there?
Chief Justice Roberts: Kenya.
Barack Obama: Kenya who?
Chief Justice Roberts: Kenya show me your birth certificate before you're sworn in?
President Obama is being criticized because his inaugural celebrations are projected to cost the taxpayers over $400 million. When asked about it, Obama explained that Ted Kennedy planned to attend and there was going to be an open bar.
Obama's staff is preparing for his first press conference as President. They're busy writing the questions.
When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.
Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.
There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.
Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead - if you hit the lottery.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.
The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.
Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question without a teleprompter.
The sad fact is that if John McCain is elected President he might not last another four more years. A sadder fact is that if Barack Obama is elected President then America might not last another four more years.
Q. Why doesn't the Church of Obama Messiah light candles?
A. Obama wants to keep his followers in the dark.
Q. Why does Obama Messiah wear his hair so short?
A. So it won
Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)
