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....i would keep a very close eye on both of my arms

....what would you do if you woke to find yourself in a shed with your "never regions" trapped in a keyless vice and the shed was on fire and the only item you could find would be a blunt rusty spoon?

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I'd walk out. You never said the vice was attached to anything else tongue

What would you do if Ordos knocked on your door?

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I would ignite the chair rocket and launch through the skylight.

What would you do if the Ayatollah put a fatwa on Primo?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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message primo to wish him good luck


what would you do if you saw/heard a kid crying in the toystore because his mommy wouldnt buy the toy he wanted?

till the end of time..

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Keep walking..


What would you do if found a gun ?

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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who told you--uh, i'd turn it in to the cops!

What would you do if the loud chick in the bar turned out to be your mom?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I'd leave the bar, and never go back.

What would you do if you were offered 100 billion dollars (or pounds or whatever), but if you took it, you'd never be able to see/talk to your family again?

And remember kids, being selfish is a virtue.

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done I'd take it and buy a new one or some such



which would you pick if you were given the choice between a plastic door for your house or a 5 ton steel door for your house (with no hydraulics to move it)?

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read the fine print about installation

what if the Vatican called you to decipher an ancient riddle that you recognized as a dirty limerick?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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