1 Topic by Decimus (edited by Decimus 30-Mar-2008 13:11:59)

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Topic: Finally, americans can rest in peace!

With the help of this device:

http://www.qsleeper.com/

Whatever the newest thing that their government and media scare them with is, they can always feel safe in the quantum sleeper. Should the scary thing be terrorists, bees or tornados; it doesn't matter! Quantum sleep guarantees a peaceful sleep for the clinically paranoid.

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Re: Finally, americans can rest in peace!

a couple of quarts of beer also helps

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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hey, it does have a fridge.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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eat me

Might is always right

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are you free range wholly organic hormone free?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Does it protect you from homosexuals too? yikes

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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nope, the one thing that can penetrate it is a homosexual's erect cock.

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There's no info on how long the battery lasts... If EVIL TERRORISTS just pull out the plug and wait for an hour and a half, they'll have the pleasure of hearing your ever fainter screams for help.

Or one could just play the optional videogame till suffocation.

☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

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9 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 30-Mar-2008 19:01:26)

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yeah but they have to take a half hour and wear out a couple of bits.  So it has to be a team job and with onsite security the whole thing becomes unwieldy unless you can bring in the Mob

Hmm we should write this up and sell it, it could be the plot to "Ocean's Fourteen"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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It probably has a wireless phone to call the cops or a panic button. But an EMP should kill anyone inside eventually

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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I agree, Yell... we should create 'Ocean's Fourteen'... Not like it can be any worse than Thirteen or Twelve...

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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

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I guess the maker of this "thing" is an IC freak, stupid Quantums x(

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LOL:

1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding 
Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
Rebreather
Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
Air/Water Tight Sealing

External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
Battery Backup Power
Toiletry system

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