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Re: Fat Americans!

I just ate a 12 inch supreme pizza and three cans of near beer

Belch.

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Re: Fat Americans!

I can confirm Deci's fatness.

I have seen his many chins.

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still off-topic ARFeh tongue

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Re: Fat Americans!

Add 80 ounces of MGD

Buuuurp.

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Re: Fat Americans!

I think I had about a dozen Yuenglings before that steak and 3 sides... mmmmmmm. It's good not to be fat. If you are fat, go fist yourself.

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I'm starving :S.


shut up X(

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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I had 3 hotdogs for breakfast and I'mma have some crumpets too.

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> sad sKoE )= wrote:

> I'm starving :S.


shut up X(>

My mom drove one hour to my apartment just to bring me $150.00 worth of food today. It's so awesome. My fridge is fuller than it has ever been.

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I had crumpets this morning big_smile.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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I totally never heard of a crumpet until you posted that and I checked wikipedia.

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yikes

what the hell is in your fridge then?

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Re: Fat Americans!

Lol

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I can't fist myself, I'm too fat.

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Re: Fat Americans!

> Justinian I wrote:

> I totally never heard of a crumpet until you posted that and I checked wikipedia.<

I can tell you're American.

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He's Australian. He was raised out in the bush. You ignorant biggot!

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sure you're not confusing bmi with BAC?

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