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> Chris_Balsz wrote:
> stall him while I called Pitbull
what would you do if I started makign sense to you?
bash my head repeatedly against a wall until i was convinced i was sane again.
what would you do if a genie offered you 3 wishes, under the condition that you had to do 1 task assigned to you by Primo
i would wish that the condition given to me by Primo would be to ask for infinite wishes from the genie
what would you do if you caught your penis on your zipper
i would make a note to put on underwear before attempting another pant-zipping-up
What would you do if you where caught up in a time machine, would you go back to the past, stay in the present, or go to the future.
(A detailed answer would be nice 
)
I used to say I'd go back to when I was a dumbass brat and my dad was whupping my ass and I would help him. And if he asked who the hell I was I would show him my ID and the time machine. But then I realized my dad would be 25 years younger and he would be pissed off and I would be old enough to hit without holding anything back.
So I guess I would put in on a lawn and put plaster gnomes on it.
What would you do if skyro didn't know about urinals?
stay away from him, as far as possible
what would you do if you boss was a schizofrenic; one day he's yelling at you and demoting you, the next he's applouding you and giving you a raise
I'd find a new job.
What would you do if your tongue got frozen to the back of a speeding bus?
Go for a ride
What would you do if a midget came up to you and stole your shoes
Trip him and beat him repeatedly with said shoes while screaming "The power of Christ compels you!"
What would you do if you saw George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg raping a Storm Trooper?
Wonder if Darth Vader is next.
What would you do if you saw Bill Gates using a Mac?
I would not by a mac.
What would you do if you could trade places with anyone!
i would try and find someone to trade places with
what would you do if you could chose to have either a popcornmachine, a coffee-espresso thingy or an ice cream making thingy for free?
I would take the coffee-espresso thing and sell it to buy a popcorn machine and an ice cream making thingy
What would you do if you had to read nothing but PP posts for an entire round?
Ice cream making thingy ftw!!
What would you do if you could bring back to life any person you wanted to
As Gonor's and my post fell on the exact second, i deem next post answer both our questions
What would you do if you had to read nothing but PP posts for an entire round?
And
What would you do if you could bring back to life any person you wanted to
1. stop reading
2. bring back my cousin
what would you do if you met the antichrist?
i'd say: Why so antichrist?
what would you do if ordos stands next to your bed tonight?
Would distract him with youtube link and run like hell!
What would you do if you met Rick Astley?
I would never give him up, never let him down, never turn around, and hurt him.
What would you do if Stefan gave you the source code to IC?
Put the Flint Jump in the build menu
What if you came home and your mom and your girlfriend were fighting with samurai swords?
ask them to chop the vegetables as well
what would you do if you found 10 dollars/ounds/euros etc under your seat at the movies?
go to another movie..
What would you do if you saw someone drop a 10 dollar note and they dint notice....?
Pretend Like I have a lot of money while I'm giving it back to them.
What would you do if your friends mother started hitting on you?
depends on which friends mother
what would you do if the hottest girl you ever met in your life asked you to be her date to the Naruto Marathon?
[not to bust up the thread but what Shadowwolfs asked VV reminds me of "Foxtrot" where the annoying nerdboy Jason gets a Darth Vader helmet stuck on his face until his dad tells him turn it to the left and then pull.
JASON: wow, how'd you know that?
DAD: I had the same problem in 1982.
JASON: Wait, before I ...you...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAD: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!]
I'd ask what the Naruto Marathon is
what if she slapped you in the face for asking that question
I'd say I was just kidding, then dress up like Kakashi. (even though I don't watch Naruto)
What would you do if you found out your father was Darth Vader? (or an equivalent evil in your life)
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