yeh and u forgot about me! but its a good thing that you people dont kno me gonna surprise a few people

but yeh good PVC

shhh MaRiO, your our secret weapon

i laugh everytime that awexome n00b is attacking

***** ASS Power Rankings -- Preseason *****
- For those of you who were not around or don't remember when I started these a few rounds back, it is more of a comedic relief to the PvC lazy  shiznit that people throw together, ranking families by Score/NW/Size as well as taking into account previous weeks' rankings in the same... if you are not in the top 7 of these, you suck and are left out
- These are, essentially, the power rankings to the respective standings (PvC) in any professional sport
- ASS PR updated twice a week (that's once every 3-4 days for hummy)
- For those of you who think I just want an excuse to say "ASS" it actually stands for something: "AweXomE's Sexy Seven" so lick my 10 lb balls
- Without further ado:

1. 1726 - (no name yet)
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Size: n/a
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Past Rankings: n/a

This fam is really scary, especially with all the large misspelled words in their empire names/races.  Looks to have a solid balance between military might and economic power, so expect them to grow steadily, much like me... with Pickle's wife... on Saturday nights (they're alright for fighting, you know).

2. 1716 - *ATTITUDE*
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Size: n/a
NW: n/a
Past Rankings: n/a

Much of this fam has had great individual performances both in the past and recently... but can they get (sexually) active together in time for Friday?  Top notch economy should help keep them in the running but early on but flexibility is key to any performance meant to last longer than 30 seconds.

3. 1715 - ~R.O.C~ La Familia
Score: n/a
Size: n/a
NW: n/a
Past Rankings: n/a

Expect them to get a great start with Cloud's running of the SOR... however, much like Vince Carter or Stephon Marbury, Cloud's teammates often consider him to be a cancer that gets too full of himself for his own good... will they finally buy into teamwork or self-implode from a ill-fated attempt at a contract buyout or tasteless scalp tattoo as usual?

4. 1713 - We Love Coffee.
Score: n/a
Size: n/a
NW: n/a
Past Rankings: n/a

This fam looks to be dependent upon PED's such as caffeine to secure their activity levels in the upper tier of PW.  Look for early growth followed by a massive crash and burn the next morning.

5. 1724 - >> STARGATE >>
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Past Rankings: n/a

If stargate is code for "please pound us into submission big boys" this fam is aptly named.  Unfortunately cramped position (too easy) will force them to flex their muscles best they can; luckily they have the skill to do so... but will the effort be there?

6. 1727 - Hola
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Size: n/a
NW: n/a
Past Rankings: n/a

Fucking commi bastards... expect their military prowess to suffer from lack of economic might and ill-fated governmental philosophies.  Could attempt to strut their stuff early on.

7. 1721 - THE KILLERS OF THE WORLD
Score: n/a
Size: n/a
NW: n/a
Past Rankings: n/a

With conditionally advantageous starting position (just how ricking likes it) it is fitting that they would be here to start... must choose their allies wisely or else find themselves in a rough spot (just how ricking likes it) for the first part of the round.

Interesting PvC, not a bad one at all.
Even though I dont know who you are, but good PvC.
and yes. 1711 is in abit of a dire condition.

Nah he's one of the new guys to pw nice PvC Awexome!!

~ Cloud

Thanks for the ASS AweXomE!!! 

sorry flashy i see a good banker (+1) and you (-1) in 1719 and thats about it... unless youre active... in which case, you too can be an ASS 2-3 days into the round!!

Barbossa why would i call myself Hummy? I always use Frenzy

Frenzy
My President is black, infact hes half white so even in a racist mind hes half right

i thought they were just ghey together

Frenzy!
I dont know, I thought your msn ID used to be hummy...
that coupled with the fact that the hummy character pretended to know who i was!