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Ok.... lemme see if I remember it

TO: Avogadro
RE: Your "request"

Esteemed Sir:

After consulting with some of the most esoteric genii in global science, I rest assured that, although one day in the proximate future, orbital manufacturing will produce vacuums so near to vilde as is measurable, yet regrettably, the immediate actuality is that terrestrial technologies cannot produce a vacuum finer than 10 picoPaschals, with a murky miasma of nearly 1 mass per parts per million, so that given the infinitesimal dimensions of the target vessel, no modus known to Earth science can produce a void of adequate purity as to create a negative pressure differential of significance as compared to the molecular forces of attraction which draw the vessel upon itself as fiercely as Scylla drew upon the Argo.  The process of suction being frankly impracticable, to say nothing of the severe difficulties of acquisition as elucidated by Herr Heisenberg, I must abjectly proffer the most pathetic of excuses, "Non possumus", and humbly decline your kindly offer to suck your weiner.

With deepest regret yet keenest anticipation of your next proposal, I remain yours in Science,

Chris Balsz

eh who are you talking about??

i was unusually up at 4am and saw it.

http://s5.tinypic.com/23icj0n.jpg

basically first he made it so every threadname and post's content was [Avogadro is a wanker] about a 50 times per post. and then he changed it to [avogadro is a wanker who apparently had sex with flint] about 50 times per post and then he changed it to a third one involving me, flint, and deci in a threesome i think.

I kill more threads with my honest opinion than I ever did as a fmod

nah it was a moderate and bipartisan reform

his thread was dead long ago, and was only revived because of over-moderation.
--> indeed, indeed!!!