primo once told me the story, it was very cool and full of win.. cant remember it though

Yes, goliath was a giant. He got pwned.

The end.

i think TU named his dick "goliath" and Primo's ass hole is called "the giant" because of how loose it is from all the butt sex. and so the story goes that the giant was so big, that there was no resistance for goliath when he entered.

Basicly, it tells you Amok kills everyone if he puts some effort in it...

god was with him!

Saul and the Israelites are facing the Philistines at Socoh in Judah. Twice a day for forty days Goliath, the champion of the Philistines, comes out between the lines and challenges the Israelites to send out a champion of their own to decide the outcome in single combat, but Saul and all the Israelites are afraid. David is present, bringing food for his elder brothers. When told that Saul has promised to reward any man who will defeat the Philistine champion, David declares he is not afraid. Saul reluctantly agrees and offers his armour, which David declines in favour of his sling and five stones taken from a brook.

David and Goliath confront each other, Goliath with his armour and shield-bearer, David with his staff and sling, "and the Philistine cursed David by his gods." But David replies: "This day the LORD will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you down, and cut off your head; and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Philistines this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel, and that all this assembly may know that Yahweh saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is Yahweh's, and he will give you into our hand." [2]

David then strikes Goliath in the head with a stone from his sling; the Philistine falls on his face to the ground. David seizes Goliath's sword and cuts off his head. The shocked Philistines flee and are pursued by the Israelites "as far as Gath and the gates of Ekron". David puts the armour of Goliath in his own tent, and takes the head to Jerusalem. Saul sends Abner to bring David before him, and the king asks whose son he is. "And David answered, 'I am the son of your servant Jesse the Bethlehemite'."

then the whole story might be debatable

and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Philistines this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth;

lolz:P david was zoroastrian ?

oh what

lulz, I didnt even see that

I don't think cyclops are real

"I don't think cyclops are real"

I don't think the tales of the old testament are real

Gwynedd, stop editing my posts to say [woof!].

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