The realm did have sunset and night, though there was no sun to be seen. The sky turned dark, and everywhere around them they could see stars. They had decided on this point when they had determined the presence of sunset, as it would be simply bizarre and otherworldly to see anything else. And it seemed to be the consensus that they sought to bring little pieces of home into this second chance.
They were gathered around a campfire in an outdoor amphitheater large enough to seat the village's population, with the notable absence of Flame, who had wandered off into the westward lands. Matt was on the stage, calling upon his storyteller's training to provide the evening's entertainment.
"So, once upon a time, there were three little pigs, who were sent out into the world at a young age. Well, they needed to build houses for themselves so they wouldn't be cold at night. The first pig built his house out of straw. The second pig built his house out of sticks. The third pig built his house out of brick.
"It just so happened that there was also a big bad wolf who roamed the countryside, and this wolf was big and mean with daggers for teeth and red eyes with a dagger-like glare. One day, this big bad wolf was roaming the countryside as he always did, when he came upon the first little pig's straw house.
"The first pig was inside at the time, and as soon as he saw the big bad wolf, he barricaded the door and hid behind the house's straw walls.
"'Little pig, little pig,' the wolf cried out, 'let me come in.'
"'No, no, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,' the pig replied.
"To which the wolf declared, 'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'
"And the wolf did just that. Well, houses made of straw are not the most durable things in the world. It probably didn't help either that the house was built on sand. So, predictably, the house collapsed with the pig still inside. Needless to say, the wolf ate well that day.
"The wolf wandered off after he had eaten, and wandered for a week, before coming upon the house of the second little pig.
"Houses made of sticks are perhaps a little stronger than houses made of straw, so the big bad wolf could not blow the house down so easily. But then again, when has that stopped a big bad wolf? When he could not blow the house down the first time, he simply jumped on top of it, and it too collapsed with a fantastic noise. Needless to say, the wolf ate well that day too.
"The wolf wandered off again and soon came upon the house of the third little pig.
"Houses made of brick are, of course, incredibly difficult to blow down, so the wolf could huff and puff all day and the house would easily remain standing. But then again, when has that ever stopped a big bad wolf?"
Matt gestured behind him to the Pillar main battle tank that was thundering not too far behind him. It was a massive piece of United Earth Federation engineering, so large that it rested on two pairs of standard-sized tread assemblies. About as tall as a three-story building, wide enough to take up four lanes on a roadway, about as long as four atomic-age automobiles, the Pillar was giant; the mere presence of even one had a massive psychological effect. The dual 133mm cannon it mounted as primary armament was equally as impressive, capable of dealing twice the damage of lesser tanks, though it was able to crush most enemies with sheer weight.
"He just climbed into his Pillar," Matt continued, "and ran the house over."
As the Pillar, possessed of a mind of its own, thundered off into the forest, they could hear the crashing of trees being felled. Matt continued.
"But the pig was smart. He had anticipated this problem, and so he had dug a tunnel to a fourth house made of calcicrete, shielded by an advanced shield generator, and surrounded by pop-up heavy cannon turrets. And it was to this house the pig retreated when he saw the tank bearing down on him.
"So the big bad wolf roamed around the countryside in his tank, and soon came upon the fourth house. He could not blow it down, and he could not run it over, and it would take ages to demolish if he tried shooting it down - not to mention the damage he would take from those turrets. So he thought, and he thought some more, and finally he built a nuclear missile and blasted the fourth house to pieces.
"And so the big bad wolf slew the three little pigs."
Matthias thought for a moment, then said, "Every story has a moral. This one is no different. However, I will leave the moral as an exercise to the listener. It is getting late, and I must sleep. In fact," he said, gesturing to the sky, "we should all get some sleep."
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