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Topic: How to get rich

If you want to get rich, buy assets that appreciate in value.

The reason why so many people are poor is because they buy too many assets that depreciate in value, and often times they get in debt buying them.

It's real simple.

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I agree with you, but you can't say that any more now that Obama is president. His secret police are going to beat you.

What you're supposed to say is "Lets give 819 billion dollars or other peoples money to those who haven't been all that smart at spending it"

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Re: How to get rich

People are poor because they expenses outweigh their income.


It IS simple.

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Re: How to get rich

dont gamble with more then you can afford to loose.

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yeah and invest in shares


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Re: How to get rich

People are poor because they spend more than they earn
People are fat because they eat more than they shit.

Just like a doctor cant help you get thin, a broker cant help you get rich. It's all up to you.

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> People are fat because they eat more than they shit.

People are fat because they consume more energy then they use.

> Just like a doctor cant help you get thin

Of course they can...They can punch you in the nuts everytime you eat candy.

They can also staple your stomach or give you experimental drugs.

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Re: How to get rich

"How to get rich"

Design weapon.
Sell weapon.
Move to tax haven.

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""How to get rich"

Design weapon.
Sell weapon.
Move to tax haven.

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Why go to all that trouble of designing weapons?
Try this.

Buy Weapons.
Move weapons
Sell Weapons

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"Why go to all that trouble of designing weapons?"

1) It's safer sitting at your desk.
2) You don't have to deal with weapons dealers.
3) You don't have to transport, or possibly smuggle, weapons.
4) You don't have to deal with mad dictators from tin-pot-little-african-countries who could kill you rather than pay you.
5) You'll make more money selling the design for a single Super Hyper Blasto Cannon to the yanks than you would selling AK47's to Arabs and Africans, or Berettas to mentally ill teenagers who genuinely believe "Gangsta Rap".
6) You could make America pay you to not sell your weapon design to Russia or China.

And that is why I reccomend designing weapons rather than trading them. wink

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@ op

poor people often have more children than average, do you consider children to be depreciating in value? smile

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Riches wont be possible for a while, just survival.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: How to get rich

> Einstein wrote:

> Riches wont be possible for a while, just survival.<

Not even when designing say...an amazing compression method?

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> Not even when designing say...an amazing compression method?

Depends what your compressing i guess...

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Re: How to get rich

How much can I get for compressing Arfeh?  tongue

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Civil War or Fascism = no profits regardless of what you make. I could cure alzheimers, cancer, heart disease and double the life span of humans all in one pill and not make anything worth while soon enough

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"poor people often have more children than average"

Thats probably why they are poor.

Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy?

Dumb people have more kids as well, causing the average global IQ to constantly drop.

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> Einstein wrote:

> Civil War or Fascism = no profits regardless of what you make. I could cure alzheimers, cancer, heart disease and double the life span of humans all in one pill and not make anything worth while soon enough



Um... wrong!  You just have to be able to apply your products to wartime environment.

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"I could cure alzheimers, cancer, heart disease and double the life span of humans all in one pill and not make anything worth while soon enough"

If you created that pill you'd become the richest person on the planet.

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Or orbiting it!  You would be richer than people in the international space station!  tongue

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I doubt it.

They are apart of a secret multizillion dollar cult. Why do you think they get to go up into space? Duh.

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> sad sKoE )= wrote:

> I doubt it.

They are apart of a secret multizillion dollar cult. Why do you think they get to go up into space? Duh.


Or they could just be so poor and obnoxious that we don't want them around us!  Duh.

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Nah, those people we just round up and house in tight locations.

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> &#9760;ARFeh&#9760; wrote:
> > Einstein wrote:
> Riches wont be possible for a while, just survival.<
Not even when designing say...an amazing compression method? <

  Nice post; both funny and valid.
Shame he ignored it, must not have the courage to admit that it was a failure.

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