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What if Obama had never converted, had never been baptised, what if he was not a Christian, what if he still shared his father's Atheistic views, would the result have been the same?
I think he would have been crucified. 85% of Americans say they believe in God (Not necessarily Christian). One can speculate just how big a role religion plays in voters decision.
agreed
> Destroyyoutoo wrote:
> Crucifixions were soooooo 1st century..
They're coming back, along with disco and 8-tracks tapes!
In recent history, the Nazis crucified Jews (although their methods weren't like the classical Romans, and were much more efficient and painful). Before the Nazis, the Samurai crucified Christian missionaries (and resembled Roman methods) trying to convert the population during the colonial period.
But yeah, Americans hate Atheists. They hate them more than they do Mexican people. Though I'm an Atheist, I have the advantage of concealment.
Disco never died.
Amerikans do not hate Mexican people. I've never seen guys put up a roof so quickly for so little money and be happy doing it. Great drinking buddies too. They got the right attitude. Cheers MexiCANs!
An efficient crucifixion? Is that like less labor to tie them up? I didn't really think there was a lot of energy consumed in the process to cut back on.
Well in the Roman times, not everyone they took down off the crosses had, uh, finished dying, although they were by all outward appearances deceased. And even if they had been left up there for 3 days just to be sure. Strange phenomenon.
I do not believe Obama is a Christian. Christians do not talk about their Muslim faith. Christians respect other people. Christians believe honesty is righteous and dishonesty is wrong.
better question: what if Obama was white? probably would of never even gotten into Harvard let alone president.
Kemp,
The Nazis pretty much figured out a way to maximize suffering by making a modification to the shape of the cross (and how the victim was tied), and they also removed the leg support.
Avo,
Even better. Had that punk judge not released the custody files regarding the divorce of Jeri (7 of 9) and Jack Ryan, which stated that a reason for their divorce was Jack's desire for them to have kinky sex at sex clubs in Paris, Jack Ryan would have defeated Obama for the Illinois senate seat.
Blame 7!
lol.
They both did not want the custody records released, desiring to protect their son. But Judge Schnider abused his power and released the records, and thus the public saw a glimmer of their private lives at sex clubs and his popularity fell real fast. This removed Obama's biggest obstacle to power. Had Schnider not committed that treacherous act, Obama would have been nothing more than a footnote in history.
Edit: This was a response to Avo's deleted post.
yeah, sorry, i wasnt satisfied with the response, figured i'd be able to come up with a better one later. now we ruined the thread; a mod might as well just close it 
Naw.
We added another What if! What if Judge Schnider didn't abuse his power?!
What if obama paid the governor for his senate seat and we discovered after he was elected?
> A10 wrote:
> What if obama paid the governor for his senate seat and we discovered after he was elected?
he would apologize and wouldnt even get impeached because he's a democrat, the the media says its ok for democrats to do that kind of thing. just like its ok for a democrat who claims he wasnt illegally avoiding taxes, but that doing his taxes was too complicated and he was incompetent and made an honest mistake, to become the person in charge of taxes for the entire nation.
What if Obama was a plant from Al Qaeda, raised from infancy to become president so he could reduce America's military capability in order to soften global defenses so that the upcoming invasion by Al Qaeda's ally, the Martians, succeeds?
Then he'd do... pretty much what he's doing.
What if obama was one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus . . . Trying to make his way home
> V.Kemp wrote:
> Then he'd do... pretty much what he's doing.
LMAO!
> A10 wrote:
> What if obama was one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus . . . Trying to make his way home
Seriously, A10, let's not get into the completely unrealistic! You don't want to start getting people giving completely ridiculous "what if" scenarios, destroying the thread, do you?
Special thanks to A10 and, um, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu is a funny name.
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