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A few comments on this whole male vs girl thingie:
1) Girls arent always right - we men let them belive they are right sometimes to get sex or silence
2) All this boobs talk is good... but I love being a man because sex for me = quaranted orgasm ... this is true for 99 % of the male race that sex = orgasm - cant exactly say the same for girls 
I agree 100% with Jerry there. And Loz, being a woman in that scenario, if there are you and one more chick, you only get to play with one set of tits. One guy with 2 gets to play with 2 sets. One girl with two more girls gets to play with 2 sets. You see, your set doesn't count, cuz your not playing with your own tits, and even if you are, not as much fun as a guy gets playing with them. Then there is a factor that it is more arousing for a guy to watch girls play with each other than it is for a girl.
And all the tit fun aside, me have sex, blow their load, and then boom, the woman is pregnant. Man is done besides getting you some things you might want and taking you to the doctor. But as a woman, you get to deal with the carrying for 9 months. The extreme weight gain. Not being able to sleep on your tummy. Not fitting ANY of your favorite clothes. You cannot submerge your belly in a hot tub, and that alone sucks. Your favorite foods could make you sick. In most circumstances you get to deal with being sick in the morning. You can sleep restlessly. The list goes on and on and on. Then you get to child birth. You can't eat anything while in the hospital until the baby is born. You have to go thru the pain of contractions. You have to go thru pushing the baby out, which tears you (or they cut you a little to make it easier for the baby to come out). Then you get to deal with stitches down there. You waddle for a couple days due to the pain. After everything you went thru and how tired you are, you still have to get up every couple hours to feed the new baby. AND you have to pee sitting on a inflatable donut cause you hurt soooo much.
So I think that guys def have it better. I'd rather be a guy over a girl with that info alone. Add in all kinds of other stuff and it gives more reason on why to be a guy.
SO I WIN LOZ
...well back to what the topic is about 
I have nothing really, I threw away my porn because I was so sure I didn't need it (biggest mistake of my life!)
That is what the internet is there for
avogardo, boys aren't smarter than girls. It is common knowledge that here in the UK, girls on average achieve 10% superior exam results to boys
"And all the tit fun aside, me have sex, blow their load, and then boom, the woman is pregnant. Man is done besides getting you some things you might want and taking you to the doctor. But as a woman, you get to deal with the carrying for 9 months. The extreme weight gain. Not being able to sleep on your tummy. Not fitting ANY of your favorite clothes. You cannot submerge your belly in a hot tub, and that alone sucks. Your favorite foods could make you sick. In most circumstances you get to deal with being sick in the morning. You can sleep restlessly. The list goes on and on and on. Then you get to child birth. You can't eat anything while in the hospital until the baby is born. You have to go thru the pain of contractions. You have to go thru pushing the baby out, which tears you (or they cut you a little to make it easier for the baby to come out). Then you get to deal with stitches down there. You waddle for a couple days due to the pain. After everything you went thru and how tired you are, you still have to get up every couple hours to feed the new baby. AND you have to pee sitting on a inflatable donut cause you hurt soooo much."
And 99% of the time, we get a beautiful baby at the end. So we win
If women honestly didn't think it was all worth it, then the world would be full of only children.
Oh my sounds like your wife had a bad time of it DD
Yes, that fact is for GCSE. Even if boys do better at A Level, girls doing better at GCSE shows we have better all round knowledge 
Though then again, that statistic isn't necessarily to do with intelligence (which is pretty much the same across the genders, across all age groups, with nothing really to suggest otherwise) as much as work ethic, since teenage boys are more likely to rebel and lose interest than teenage girls in subjects they dislike.
the tests are obviously biased against boys
Like I said, I don't think boys are less intelligent than girls, they're just often the first to say "I can't be bothered to to do this"
Ive got a little pink bear for a three year old that smells like fruitloops and diaper from my niece. Not really embarassing, but when i had to explain it to a girl i had just brought over it was becuase she didnt belive me. *shrugs*
Still have some rare pokemon cards sealed in a binder
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"Still have some rare pokemon cards sealed in a binder "
Yeah, i won't deny it, got some of those, and a couple of yugioh cards
An aluminum baseball bat badly scratched and suspiciously dented
Loz said....
"If women honestly didn't think it was all worth it, then the world would be full of only children."
It is not a question of whether it is worth it, it is the fact that men do not have to deal with all the crap women do, so I WIN
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