Topic: Christian Community
i said a prayer for the forums, and here they are, hence i proove all of decimus' theories wrong about god. he is real fool.
Praise the lawwwhhd !
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Re: Christian Community
prrrrrrraaaaaaise the laaaaaaaaaaaawd, he has brought us our forum back!
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Re: Christian Community
Yay 
Haha So what's up everyone? =P . How are you all doing? =P
~K
Re: Christian Community
bad, i think god has abandoned my anus, ive been taking some strange strange toilet breaks, its like soup but with partially digested food and body fluid, instead of vegetables stock water meat etc etc. how many hail marys should i do to get this curse out of my but ?
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i fear praying won't be strong enough. i suggest a holy water enema.
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i suggest a crusade to jerusalem
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how does an enima help explosive diarrhea, deci your just plain dumb.
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oh ye of little faith. of course a plain enema would not help, that's why it has to be a holy water enema.
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i think actual christians would be more insulted by you wannabe christians than Deci lol
I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.
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I'm a Christian and find this quite funny actually
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i'm a christian too. i thought this thread was for christians? 
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One day, I will quote you on that.
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that i'm a christian? feel free. i thought everyone already knew. lutheran, to be more specific.
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Yes. When you say stuff about the "fairy-tale followers" and such, I shall remind you that you are indeed one too.
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Well, they are generally associated, you know. If this is going to be a stupid, picky, anal argument about technicalities, I really can't be bothered...
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what the hell? trolling? i merely asked if being a christian and believing in gods must be related!
and loz. you excel at them.
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Decimus why do you even exist?
Be thou exalted, O God, above the heavens; let thy glory be above all the earth. ~Psalms 57:5
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Haha Joe =P, don't be mean . One thing that I have to appreciate about Decimus is that he is quite outspoken, and will show what he believes. If anything, at least he is genuine =P .
~K
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deci pwns
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Maybe outspoken, but ktc, he's still a hypocrite. I usually don't have a problem with atheists/agnostics, as long as they keep their shameful belief to themselves and don't interfere with the good Christians and our expression of faith.
Be thou exalted, O God, above the heavens; let thy glory be above all the earth. ~Psalms 57:5
Re: Christian Community
I don't see how he is a hypocrite, unless you are saying that he expresses that he is one thing and is acting in a different way =P.
However, I would like to ask all of you, that really, if you are here to mock Christianity (as has been seen here), that I don't believe it is really needed. At the same time, I would ask as a reminder to all Christians that this is an open and a public forum, there are other Christian forums that are more private and would probably create a less, hostile? environment.
I am quite amused however, that it wasn't myself, translucent nights, nor you Joe4444, Loz, or Muppet, who I believe are the more, hrm, outspoken, Christians (I think I am missing a few people on the list, but that is the list off the top of my head that I can remember =P), that started this thread .
By the way Joe, how are you doing? Last I heard there was an accident, is everything going alright now?
~K
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joe, that seems a bit extremist, dont you think? and no, im not a european saying that american christians suck, i have always lived in ohio. im not a satanist, not even close, given that my dad is a pastor. :-P and im not saying you sound dumb, but seriously, he is free to have an opinion. that is kind of the great thing about christians, is that we are willing to take shit from other faiths or even atheists, and turn the other cheek.
Rather than shutting out any hope of bringing new people to the faith by shutting them up, shouldnt you be attempting to at least let them see that christ is in your life, and that he brings you joy? that way maybe they will want after what it is in your life that is so grand.
Our lives have just begun; but already we are considering escape from this world. Weve waited for so long for this moment to come; were so anxious to be together in Death. So wont you die tonight for love? Baby, Join Me In Death
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