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Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

there wont be a mob lynched, either it'll be a draw or a townie tongue

<The_Unknown> OK I STEAL ALCOHOL OK IM A KNULLE ALCOHOLIC I NEED ALCOHOL TO SHIT IS THAT SO HARD TO GET YOU KNULLE MAGGOTS?????????????

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

Current scores:

Maarten - 3 (Lexuzis, The_Unknown, GeneralSkulls)
Lexuzis - 4 (Deci, Maarten, Arandur, Amok)

Still to vote: TMK

Lemming of Fountains and Eltie Worshipper

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

smile mobs have dirty pol.

they can force 1 townie to change vote to whoever they want

meaning a 4 vs 4 with no lynch. mob kills at night.  so town ends dead

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

yaaaaay!

Lemming of Fountains and Eltie Worshipper

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

Lexuzis - 4 (Deci, Maarten, Arandur, Amok)
Maarten - 3 (Lexuzis, The_Unknown, GeneralSkulls)

Did not vote: TMK

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The 8 remaining elves gathered around the giant christmas tree to find out the result of the day's lynching. But rather than listening to the toy soldier commander's orders, Lexuzis was standing right in the middle shouting.

"I have it all figured out!" he declared. "I know who amongst us are naughty elves! The town have won this thing! I knew from day one!! In fact, I even knew before the naughty elves found out!!"

"Then who are they?" GeneralSkulls said, emerging quietly from behind the tree.

Lexuzis pointed at them one by one. "You!" pointing at Deci. "You!" pointing at Arandur. "And...." he looked around for the third remaining naughty elf. "Where is he?!" he shouted.

And in true pantomine fashion, the elves all shouted "HE'S BEHIND YOU!" Maarten fired his gun and killed Lexuzis in an instant.

At that point, chaos broke out. Deci and Arandur took out their own guns and started firing them into the air whilst TMK and TU attempted to run away screaming. Maarten had moved to behind the christmas tree and was fiddling with the wires which held it upright.

As two of the mobsters chased TMK and TU like a game of kiss chase, GeneralSkulls stood in front of the tree watching the whole event unfold. He then heard the rustling of branches and the snapping of wood as he looked up and saw the giant christmas tree start to crash down on him. Suddenly Amok dived from the side and pushed GeneralSkulls out of the impact zone. A huge crashing sound echoed throughout Lapland as the great landmark which stood for all things christmas had been removed. Amongst the rubbish of fairy lights and broken tree decorations, lay the crushed body of Amok.

"Aww, I missed you" Maarten said, stepping from behind the tree. "Good job I hit Amok instead." He raised his gun and aimed it at GeneralSkulls, who was still lying on the ground.

Meanwhile, Deci and Arandur were having fun. They were both shooting at the heels of their two victims to make them run even faster. Soon, TU couldn't cope any longer. His huge beer belly was weighing him down too much and he was unable to keep up with TMK. Arandur caught up and said "I'll deal with TMK, Deci. You sort this one out" and ran off.

"So who do we have here? An ex-Scrooge?" Deci asked TU, who had keeled over in exhaustion. "Too bad Lexuzis healed you last night, else we'd be in a totally different situation right now." He looked around and noticed a 24 pack of beer lying outside one of the houses. Taking one of the bottles, he hurled it at TU, striking him on the shoulder and causing him to cry out in pain. He threw another couple and one hit the jackpot, smashing into TU's head and knocking him out. Deci smashed another bottle on the side of cabin and walked towards TU's unconscious body with the jagged glass outstretched. He looked up and around the square and saw Arandur firing at TMK's legs, causing him to collapse on the ground. Another three shots followed.

A moment later and the three surviving naughty elves gathered at fallen christmas tree. Dead bodies were littered around the village square and blood had tainted the pure white snow to an evil red colour. Deci threw his bloody broken bottle to the ground and highfived Arandur and Maarten in celebration!

The blue, green and gold christmas lights surrounding the tree flickered as they lost their power supply and switched off, plunging the square into an eerie darkness. With Santa and the nice elves dead, Christmas was well and truly over this year.

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Congratulations to the mafia!!
Maarten, Deci and Arandur have won the Xmas Mafia 2008!!

Thanks to everyone who played and iluvatar for helping with the stories, hope you all had fun! big_smile

Here's the final role list:

FINAL PLAYER LIST AND ROLES
1. Amok - NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves
2. Arandur - NAUGHTY ELF and CORRUPT POLITICIAN - survived!
3. arms - SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER - murdered by naughty elves
4. Arocalex - NICE ELF - murdered by Scrooge
5. Chees - SANTA CLAUS - murdered by naughty elves
6. Decimus - NAUGHTY ELF - survived!
7. Elrohir - MRS CLAUS - murdered by naughty elves
8. Eltara - NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves
9. evilsheep - GRINCH - lynched!
10. GeneralSkulls - NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves
11. Gratitude - NAUGHTY ELF - murdered by Scrooge
12. Jets - NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves
13. KT - JACK FROST - lynched!
14. Lexuzis - NICE BACKUP (doctor) - murdered by naughty elves
15. Lynns - NAUGHTY ELF - murdered by Scrooge
16. Lyvidian - MAFIA BACKUP - lynched!
17. Maarten - NAUGHTY ELF - survived!
18. Nolio - SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER - lynched!
19. The_Unknown - SCROOGE/NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves
20. TMK - NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves
21. Wild Flower Soul - NAUGHTY ELF - lynched!
22. ZichtOpZee - NICE ELF - murdered by naughty elves

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

thx, folks

moohaha
Sadistic Lemming of Boobies, Beer and Other Bees

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

indeed was a nice game

What do I have to work with?

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

fun game, got immensly lucky at the end

Lemming of Fountains and Eltie Worshipper

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

this was fun thanks everyone especially arsy and iluvatar.

cant wait for the next one!

Important principles may, and must, be inflexible.
Abraham Lincoln

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

Well done everyone especially lovely arsy and iluvatar.

That was once again one of the best rounds and probably the one I've enjoyed the most. I see now why people like being mob!

Thanks again.

I wish you all a Happy New Year

big_smile

A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me". "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marg is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!"

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

shouldn't of healed the sk so soon.

Creator of Pretenders vs Contenders

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

when will the next one start? wink

Important principles may, and must, be inflexible.
Abraham Lincoln

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

2 days before the day after tomorrow!

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

thanks arsy and ilu.. as usual you both did a great job.. thanks for all the time you spend on doing this for us smile

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

yeah, cheers, was a good game once more!

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Re: Xmas Mafia 2008!!

Again! Again!

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken