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Topic: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

This is the race in question that is actually being used at this time by someone.

http://www.imperialconflict.com/view_race.php?id=602435

Guess, and win a naked massage by Nolio, some tomato soup made by Lynns or a bedtime story involving soft fuzzy things by KT.

And no, it's not me. X(

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Tu?

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Looks the perfect race for someone who doesn't plan on logging in much but might like to op some people when he does tongue

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

SittingDuck!

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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Wow...thats umm...yea. Bad.

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ZoZ, before you declare that the worst race ever you should definatly look at some of the races in your fam. kthx

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Correct!

I quite like my fam and wanted to stay but didn't want to have a role where I would actually log in because it would take up too much of my time. I tried to idle last round but got sucked into it playing as an attacker. So I made a race without an attack bonus because then I won't log in too often. I didn't really fancy conventional banking though so I thought I could play as a resourcer/opper. Without needing to attack I only need to balance my research between construction and resources so I should be able to get a decent resource income going for my family and I have all the ops so I can do whatever I like to whoever I like muhahahahahaha

Yes, I could have traded some of the useless ops for droids, attack and speed bonus, but that would be stupid because it would make me want to log in.

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Correct third!

The retard with a strong sweat odour around him that created that is indeed Sitting Duck.

He did better than an entire fam of wardancers like mine and went out there to become not only IC's worst player ever, but also IC's worst race-maker ever.


Congrats to SD, who takes sucking to the next level!

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I suck your mum's titties to the next level

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Goddamn, you sound like an adolescent american. What happened to you man? I used to have no  respect for you at all, now I... feel the same.

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Suck my balls you dick shaft X(

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Can't, the CERN thing is currently unavailable so I can't locate them.

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When they were designing CERN they asked me to squat on Geneva so they could draw a line around one of my testicles. That's right, I have balls the size of a city.

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Whats wrong with the race?

Hes just a hardcore opper.

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

lol i've seen worst races tongue

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hmm yes..

http://www.imperialconflict.com/view_race.php?id=2

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

I don't think the race is the point though. I think the point is that ZOZ is jealous of my sexy.

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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I like wardancers...

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

lol nothing wrong with the race imo. Its built for a resourcer that focuses on ops. With the new (bugged) soldier/droid change its fine. Only thing I'd change is add speed and remove a few ops.

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

any maybe get a testicle reduction, being the size of a city i'd imagine you never get laid.

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Lol, -20% income is USELESS tongue

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

perfect for a resourcer/opper who is to lazy to do retakes =]

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

Well done SD!

Thus far only a prize selection of the worst players ever- Nolio and Elro - are backing that piece of crap big_smile

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Re: Worst race ever! Guess which retard made this one and win!

who else thought there was going to be a link to youtube with a group of retards trying to run a 100m sprint?

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humi is gay

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