Artic lived in the galaxy of Andromeda somewhere near the 99,99 system. Little did he know that his life was about to change..........

Nacirema: "Yo artic! Wake the hell up! Your alarm has been going off for like the past 3 hours!"

Artic: "Huh? I have an alarm?"

Nacirema: "Are you high?"

Artic: "I usually am, but I'm not sure about today though."

Nacirema shook his head and opened up the curtains. Sunlight rushed into the previously dark room and Artic covered his face to protect his face. Naci turned on the radio so that Artic wouldn't fall asleep.

Naci: "I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN?"

Artic: "That's my song!"

40 minutes later......

Artic: "Ok, I'm riding shotgun!"

Naci: "There's only 2 of us, of course you are!"

Artic: "Oh my bad. Where we going anyway?"

Naci: "To get Big Gary."

Artic: "Why?"

Naci: "Because he owes me some money and if I don't get him, he's just going to come up with some stupid excuse to not pay me."

Artic: "Then where are we going?"

Naci: "To my job."

Artic: "Why?"

Naci: "Stop asking questions noob."

Artic: "Whatever. Just give me a lighter."

20 minutes later.....

(Artic and Naci pulled up to Big Gary's house. Or trailer I should say. There was an old lady petting a cat out frong and Big Gary was in the front lifting weights and yellng random things as he did his reps)

Big Gary: "Feel the burn babeh!"

Big Gary: "That's how daddy likes it!"

Big Gary: "Ohhhhh yeah! Those boys are gonna come flocking!"

Big Gary: "Whoops I mean girl! Girl girl girl!"

Naci: "Hey! Get your ass in the car! Now!"

Big Gary: "Oh snap! Later mom! I'm rolling with the big boyz today!"

Old Lady: "Do I know you from somewhere?"

(Artic, Naci and Big Gary took off and turned the corner leading to the high way. Naci turned the radio to the maximum volume. Naci stuck his head out the window and let his tongue hang out while Big Gary kept kissing his biceps. Naci put in a cd and everybody started singing)

All: "Making my way downtown, walking fast! Faces pass and I'm home bound!"
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All: "Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles"

Naci: "If I could just"

Artic: "Seeeee youuuuu"

Big Gary: "TONIGHT"

Artic: "That's my s***!"