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Re: Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of those were good, Tim Hortons.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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The movie "The Day After Tomorrow" is a factual occurrence of what would happen if Chuck Norris got a cold.

Hurricane Katrina was a direct result of Chuck Norris Sneezing.

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yeah!!


i wonder what he has for breakfast

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Chuck Norris doesn't have breakfast.  Breakfast has Chuck Norris.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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blasphemy!

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rumours are chuck doesnt like his thread to near the end of the page!

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
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<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
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chuck norris had sex with 6 women in a truck one day

a single sperm escaped and entered the engine

that truck is now known to us as optimus prime

*gotta be the best chuck norris joke eva...

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ewwww yikes

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...........right...um...no.

Please disregard the post above, the person who typed it is mentally insane and has three heads. Yes, three.

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every single peice of furntire in chuck noriss house is a total gymm

[i] life does not end at death it begins

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when chuck norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down

Chuck norris did too many pushups and knocked the earth of of alignment

Kadaj

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It's meant to be savored

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there ya go, global warming explained

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yup. Global Warming = Chuck Norris' fault sad

Please disregard the post above, the person who typed it is mentally insane and has three heads. Yes, three.

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