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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

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-_- chuck norris is like old .... do people even think this crap is funny anymore?

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HELL YA THIS IS FUNNY!


Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land.

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chuck norris and god got in a fight. it caused the big bang

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Cuck norris doesnt get a disease, a disease gets chuck norris.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Jackie Chan > Chuck Norris

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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yes, but this is about chuck norris tongue


we have one of these every now and then, what's the harm smile
we re not allowed to bump old threads either 8-)

till the end of time..

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how queer

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"-_- chuck norris is like old .... do people even think this crap is funny anymore?"

Are you telling me it ever was funny?

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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It was the first 5 mins...

What do I have to work with?

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chuck norris sleeps with a night-light. Not becouse chuck is scared of the dark, but becouse the dark is afraid of chuck norris

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
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what are u guys whining about......this stuff is ALWAYS funny

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True, oddly enough you're not allowed to bump an existing but buried thread, you must create a new one.  I objected but I was ruled American

rock on, Hortons

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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a pitty chuck norris doesn't kill all these stupid threads X(

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iv seen stupider threads on this forum.  "this is my cereal bowl"

Chuck norris is like 70 years old and still in better shape than anyone!

Chuck Norris an wolverine got into a fight and wolverine accidentally chopped off one of chuck norris's  testicles.  That testicle is more commonly refered to today as Jupiter.

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I think after the Family guy episode with Chuck Norris' fist, it simply died

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Let's kill the thread by posting this link: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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hurrah, this thread is dead!

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no it s not tongue
now we can refer to the ones we find funny tongue


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


w00t, inflation, it doesnt effect him xD

till the end of time..

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Inflation, like with a blow up doll?

Hobo's word of wisdom:
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something like that

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.     

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.    
   
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.    
   
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.    
   
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never [w00f!].    

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.    

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.    
   
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris    
   
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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