1 (edited by [TI] The_Unknown 06-Dec-2008 13:56:18)

Topic: TI recruiting again!

Yes, it's been a long time since The Idiots recruited anyone new, but the time has finally come.
Lately our numbers have been dropping due to inactivity of other old members, despite the fact that SittingDuck has returned and joined our ranks once again.

We don't know yet who we'll recruit and to make it interesting we're going to make some sort of audition out of it.
You can apply in this thread if you want to have a chance of becoming TI.  Some of the benefits are: getting operator status in channel #idiots, being able to have a say in who will become the next member, you're allowed to put a TI tag next to your name in forum.  You're allowed to enter the secret channel where all important underground actions are discussed. And last but not least, you get to give a blowjob to Primo!
After we have a number of participants we will start the so called "audition". Details about that will be posted later. Please note that all active voting TI members have to agree on the winner when the winner is selected.


Anyone can apply but if your profile resembles the profile below your chances should increase.


TI members approve of:

zoz: having a hot sister, being snobbish, uni education, and preferring italian wines
TU: having a hot underaged sister, being a drunk bum, having enough education to not talk like an average american, and preferring anything with alcohol in it
arsy: quite fond of Greggs and eggs

More will be added to that list later if the other TI's post their "requirements".


Current applicants:
Amok
ordos234
Wild Flower Soul
Fudgeh
Iluvatar
Listos
Undeath/Gilligan
Pixies
Deci
Arms
Zarf BeebleBrix
Darkside
[Inactive] Snowflake
Elbekko
Destroyyoutoo
Maarten
Arfeh

Let the applications begin!

What do I have to work with?

Re: TI recruiting again!

TiC>TI

fear me, for i will stand next to your bed tonight and will kick your ass to kingdome come

Re: TI recruiting again!

number of active TI members: 5 or so
number of active TiC members: 0 (1 if you include ordos but he doesn't even wear his tag anymore)

What do I have to work with?

Re: TI recruiting again!

i apply!

anything else you awesome people want to know??

<The_Unknown> OK I STEAL ALCOHOL OK IM A KNULLE ALCOHOLIC I NEED ALCOHOL TO SHIT IS THAT SO HARD TO GET YOU KNULLE MAGGOTS?????????????

Re: TI recruiting again!

No, that's enough for now tongue

What do I have to work with?

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i apply aswell!!

fear me, for i will stand next to your bed tonight and will kick your ass to kingdome come

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what... benefits... >.> <.<... does one have outside the sexeh tag and chat things?... there must be... more... you guys do?... I meat the expectations mostly... (at least the sister-part... tongue ask primo for intel tongue )

" If the world flips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.. "

8 (edited by [TI] The_Unknown 04-Dec-2008 14:14:11)

Re: TI recruiting again!

For reasons I cannot disclose the other benefits are secret for non members.

However, other benefits could come on top of the non discloseable ones, to be discussed during the auditions.
We expect the best and give the best!

What do I have to work with?

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"And last but not least, you get to give a blowjob to Primo!"

In that case, half the community is TI tongue

I guess I'll apply too. I'm an easily corrupted fmod, I do have a hot sister and brother, I'm haughty and well-educated although with little prospect to find a decent job (wich I regard as a bonus; the rat race is for losers)..

Failure, here I come!

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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oh, me and my 9 yo sister are the best allright there's noone that... euhr, ...cooks like us... im interested now... tongue i apply too...

" If the world flips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.. "

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im in! lets get this going big_smile

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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I have a half-sister, does that count too?

Lemming of Fountains and Eltie Worshipper

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Bah ur in RPA, this is blasphemy, this is madness!

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

Re: TI recruiting again!

Sure it counts, note that these are not requirements per s

What do I have to work with?

Re: TI recruiting again!

I would like to tender my application for this brotherhood of men that involves fellowship, laughter, idiocy and, from it looks like, fine taste in excellent wine. I must say, i must say, that I have not had good wine in some time, save for that dessert wine, which was absolutely delightful. A delicacy.

Insane Lemming of Drama Queens and Other Hyperbolical People

1431 ftw

Re: TI recruiting again!

ill throw my name in the hat

<KT|Away> I am the Trump of IC

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With my application, I give my lazytown boxset, and sister to you as a gift TU yikes

Pixies My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?

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w00t thx pixies!!!!!!11

What do I have to work with?

19 (edited by Tiki Bar 04-Dec-2008 17:08:00)

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Well i can fake being my own underage sister, but as i'm more a fan of beer & BBQ, i think i'm going to fail in the wine department...:(

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This is stupid.

FACT

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

Re: TI recruiting again!

wanker.

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oh and i apply aswell! tongue

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this is all quite lame really isnt it... applying to have a tag next to your name?

if you cared enough about it.. you'd put it there anyway..

2004-11-04     Registered!

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Applying!

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