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I have never had sex with anything that isnt a human, or a woman between the ages of 17-20.

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Chicago is going to suspend snowplowing to save money, so three million great-great-great-great grandchildren of pioneer lumberjacks are going to call off work because the government won't scrape ankle-deep snow out of their way.

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I am not looking forward to the Aerostructures lecture I have later, with a could-be-a-good-concentration-camp-commandant german lectuer hmm.

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the Luftwaffe was responsible for Allied aircrew POW camps during the war

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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130 Reply by Pixies (edited by Pixies 04-Dec-2008 02:28:24)

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The 5'3" Finnish sniper Simo Hayha, killed over 500 Russians in WW2 using an M28 with sights (non-telescopic) instead of a scope, and up to 200 more Russians with a Suomi M31 SMG ... all within a 100 day period.

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131 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 04-Dec-2008 03:00:03)

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Gilligan's last post indicates he doesnt consider women ages 17-20 as human.

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132 Reply by Ps

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In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

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A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.


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I is watching The View

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I have never had sex

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Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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The View won't help

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Avogadro's post would be correct if I had used "and" instead of "or"

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Eric Cartman just got the crap beat out of him by Wendy.

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Avogadro's post only works because UD said 'or' instead of 'and'. The latter would have implied a distiction between the two requiring them to both be mentioned.

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> I have never had sex with anything that isnt a human, or a woman between the ages of 17-20.

The inverse would be that he has had sex with everything that is human, and not a woman between the ages of 17-20 big_smile.


Ok, maybe my logic is flawed. But i still find it funny tongue.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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140 Reply by ordos234 (edited by Gwynedd 05-Dec-2008 09:27:30)

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europe is working on its own gps system

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[w00f!]

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[w00f!]

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i suck

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fear me, for i will stand next to your bed tonight and will kick your ass to kingdome come

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"A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours", is an utter myth.

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pixies likes women, is a lie

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143 Reply by ordos234 (edited by Wild Flower Soul 04-Dec-2008 09:57:52)

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[ordos just got a warning]

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The train i was on was delayed.


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I'm sitting in a massive leather chair wrapped up in a duvet with a coffee right now

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undeath, just cuz i wore a dress that night doesnt make me a woman... X(

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WFS is a forum nazi

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WFS once thought I was a Nazi

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Flesh is a design flaw

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Your programming is inferior

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You are obsolete

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You are inferior

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I am superior

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I am faster, stronger and better

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You should fear me

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"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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TI is recruiting again!

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