Re: European Union

Would it kill you to listen to the USA?

Er

Would it kill too many of you to listen to the USA?

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Re: European Union

And what, pray tell Oh mighty patriot, is it the USA is saying?

Re: European Union

Well don't listen for the next four years

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On the contrary - I didn't for the last 8 years in purpose. Such ultraconservatists where the elected officials' religion counts for 50% of their politics is just wrong. And yes, I was referring to Bush as well as other Republicans.

/ Ithaca - Liberal as hell ;-)

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ultraconservative?

I agree with you about radical environmentalism...it's a theocracy tongue

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> The Yell wrote:

> ultraconservative?

I agree with you about radical environmentalism...it's a theocracy tongue

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Ultraconservative may have been a misinformed judgement - Republicans are radically more conservative, than the conservatives of Denmark (my political reference) - That could explain my quote ;-)

57 (edited by Firewing 01-Dec-2008 09:03:08)

Re: European Union

the EU still needs a constitution.  we are a union of democracies and are ruled in many political fields by the european commission alone.  a european defence policy would be nice but the diffrences between the nations be too big and the interests even bigger (e. g. rocket shield in poland).

58 (edited by Little Paul 01-Dec-2008 13:40:54)

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1.) We NEED more EU.  It will disarm the nationalist cause for at least 10-20 years and stop a lot of costly separations and stupid struggles...  and save a lot of money.  Esp the army and police forces as a first step, but also the legal system should be unified.  It will be good for east European countries of which some suffer huge crime rates.

Get rid of the national govs all together otherwise nationalists will keep on causing troubles.
And swab the deck! 

2.) The EU anthem is just fine.  Joy and freude don't have exactly the same meaning btw. But maybe we should ask a German to explain.

I HATE PIRATE DAY. Had to edit everything

59 (edited by BiefstukFriet 01-Dec-2008 14:10:41)

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"stop a lot o' costly separations an' stupid struggles"

Stupid is in the eye of the beholder. wink

Je maintiendrai

60 (edited by esa 01-Dec-2008 14:56:34)

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Oh yes,please,
I want t' be fined by french police.

The inmates are running the asylum

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EU police

62 (edited by Justinian I 01-Dec-2008 17:10:54)

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Or the US can rule Europe smile.

We should be concerned not about a united Europe, but a united West. Imagine the supreme power of an empire like that!

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meh

Obama would still be President o' united west

Republicans aren't conservative anymore, just not as liberal as democrats

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Justinian.. before we talk about a united west we need a united europe. so we can make sure we rule and not you americans tongue
obama would have gotten like 80% of the votes in germany btw.

unified legal system sounds good to me.. can we make drug laws like in the netherlands.. 10 years ago please?:)

65 (edited by ☭ Fokker 02-Dec-2008 11:53:28)

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> Justinian I wrote:
> Or the US can rule Europe smile.
We should be concerned not about a united Europe, but a united West. Imagine the supreme power of an empire like that! <


"So gentlemen, Japan has begun an unstoppable march westwards, it plans to use its vastly superior technology to subjugate and dominate us all. What shall we do?"

"Ask them to sign an agreement to be our friends and promise never to attack us?"

<Germany and Britain exchange looks>

"Thankyou France. *mutter* I'll take that under consideration. Anyone else?"

"Secret service assassinate leaders and generals!"

"Thankyou Russia, good suggestion. Yes Britain?"

"And Commandos. Commando raids have always worked for us."

<Germany nods sagely before speaking>

"We still have a few strategies we could use, they'd make efficient use of the Commados and the Secret Service."

"Hmm, this is coming together quite well."

"And when we have won we will secure and police them, for their own protection of course."

"Ok, who let Isreal in again?"

"I did."

<All eyes turn to America, who is still sweating from the strain of having to use a manual door>

"Oh... Hello... Erm... We didn't think you were coming."

"I wasn't, untill someone told me there was a meeting."

<All eyes turn to the former Republic of Slobovia>

"What? They pay good money, many dollars."

<A note is passed to Slobovia, it reads: They use Credits now, just like all of us, Dollars are worthless, dimwit! America smiles: he knows Slobovia can't read>

"Funny how my invitation keeps getting lost in the mail. By the way, who keeps putting Oestrogen in my beef?"

<America glares at Russia, Russia Glares back, Britain and Germany exchange smiles>

"Anyway, we have decided to handle it ourselves, as we speak thousands upon thousands of brave God-fearing American men, and some women, are marching on the Japanese forces, who will be crushed by wave after wave of soldiers."

"Thats it, that's your plan, wave after wave of cannon fodder? You can't do that!"

"It worked in Vietnam."

"No it didn't, you lost!"

"No we didn't."

"Yes you di- Look, you can't do that anyway, we haven't agreed to it. Besides it'll just be waste of lives, money and rescources."

"We have all of those in spades, and yes we can do it, and no you can't stop us."

"Any why not?"

"Because Jesus is on our side. And we have about one thousand more nukes than all of you put together because we never actually followed the NPT, unlike you fools."

"F*@$ing union, whos idiot idea was this in the first place?"

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

Re: European Union

In another war with japan we'd evaporate the pacific with fusion bombs, thus stranding their ports atop inland cliffs and crippling their economy.  Duh.

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Re: European Union

so you are going to kill us all in the proces?

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

Re: European Union

A united west might be an option in the future just, but we need to unify EU first.

Re: European Union

You want a top down European Superstate.

The inmates are running the asylum

Re: European Union

yes, but there are too many retards that oppose us.

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Re: European Union

Nobody will take the EU seriously until you move its capital to Greece

CHINA: CO2 is number 1! Yay economic development!
USA: Yeah your protocols suuuccckkk!!!
EU: Growth and deregulation...you'll find plenty of that down there...
OPEC: This is madness!
EU: THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!

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Re: European Union

why do you idiots want to unify europe? havent you had enough of the french without having to call them brothers? the only reason to unite europe is if a big threat is created that a combined millitary is needed. the only thing that comes in mind is aliens.

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Europe should form a confederation and take out those [fatherless children] in the US

Rehabilitated IC developer

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Japan would never become a world threat.


They have too many enemies on their doorstep...

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

Re: European Union

i dont see what is wrong with the french..

ok.. they super patriotic.. just like americans...
they have very much their own oppinion.. just like americans...
difference is that they speak a kinda beautifull language instead of a castrated english:P
so i dont get all u americans complaining about france:P