Topic: what would you do if you were george w bush

and only had few weeks to go in the office (and you dont give a crap).

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i would write "george was here" on presidents table

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i'd hire a painter to paint the white house pink!

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I would poop on my desk.

What do I have to work with?

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like you do now? yikes

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Full out nuclear war.

As a matter of fact, that's the first thing I'd do, not the last.

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> [RPA] El Bekko [Ben] wrote:

> Full out nuclear war.

As a matter of fact, that's the first thing I'd do, not the last.

would also be the last....

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Excellent point you have there.

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orgy in the oval office lol

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light a cuban cigar in the oval office (during the orgy ofc)

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ensure his pension fund by selling off state secrets

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Organise a huge musicfestival and leave political matters to someone else!

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i would phone all the other world leaders & say, hi guys, are you coming out to play, i'll bring my yo-yo

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Re: what would you do if you were george w bush

set booby traps in the white house

or

order lots of pizza ( I mean enough to feed africa ) to be delivered when obama gets in

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Make a law that all hookers are free (and legal) for past presidents, etc.

If the political system blocked the laws, then i would declare war on the politicians. Then make my laws, anyway.

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Hole up in the white house with a rifle and make them storm it like waco

Or set off a bug bomb in each room and then try to blow it up like ID4

Or mebbe both

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"order lots of pizza ( I mean enough to feed africa ) to be delivered when obama gets in"

nice

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id have sex in the oval office... cause really how many people can say they did that?

your a nooblet, and cran is the shit

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invite the "still living" past presidents to the oval office to partake in some pot

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>>id have sex in the oval office... cause really how many people can say they did that?<<

How many Interns did your past presidents have?

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Curl up and die

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replace the rose garden with a [greenway] to make Obama feel at home wink

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inb4 kfc

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