Unfortunately, Lucy has a big lesson to learn

Can anyone figure it out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31h5WiyBMVU

A couple takes on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.

She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her
they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the
fire.

'Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts', she said,
so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday .

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.

She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and
told her husband when he came home.

He didn't believe her so she said, 'Next week I'll leave a gap in
the
curtains so that you can see for yourself'.

The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked, 'Do you shave?'

'No', replied the girl. 'I've just never grown any hairs down
there. Do
you have hairs?'

'Oh yes', said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy bush.

When the husband got back in she asked, 'Did you see it?'

'Yes', he said. 'But why did you have to show her yours?'

'Why not?' she said. 'You've seen it all before.'

'I know', he said, 'but the frelling darts team hasn't'!

watch the bush video

To tell this story, I must first give some background information.
On campus at my college, people riding bicycles, skateboards, etc. seem to think they have the right of way while going to or from class on the sidewalks which are populated by thousands of students. I have seen many students hit, and myself have been hit twice. The best part is when 2 ppl are riding bikes right at each other as its like a game of chicken and twice i have witnessed a situation when neither cyclist stopped and they just ran headlong into each other.

anyway.

i was walking to class today, simply minding my own business when i noticed in front of me a rather large guy. not fat mind you, but build like a wall. well i also saw (i was soooooooooooo glad i looked up) a cyclist coming right for him. well big fella apparently didnt feel like getting out of the way, but at the last second he stepped aside and grabbed the cyclist by the arm and through him onto the sidewalk and proceeded to take the bike and throw it into a concrete post. to see it...i must say at least 200 people stopped to clap. it was fantastic