... hookers!

Company hookers to be specific, me and zoz came upon this idea during work, on GTalk the chat of gmail!

Bert: for that matter, perhaps a hooker service could be set up too
instead of a coffee break, a shag break!

me: that would be great
instead of meal vouchers you get hooker vouchers

Bert: and every week another hooker, dont want to get emotionally involved , see

me: indeed, indeed

Bert: and no vouchers! she'd just be there, for the taking!
she'd have to have a lot of stamina though
there's 2500 emplyees here

me: damn
i don't want to be the 2500th

Bert: rofl

me: people would start coming in very early
to make sure they're one of the firsts

Bert: see? it's a brilliant plan
productivity would rise to unknown hights
and just to keep people longer, there's be a change of hookers at 18.00

me: lol

Bert: or i could have them circulate,
the real nice ones early and late, the fat ugly ones between 9 and 5

me: question is
would the real fat ugly ones have many costumers?
cause you gotta pay them, and if employees don't use them enough it's a waste

Bert: well they cost less anyway than the nice ones
and i think it's like the coffee
even if the coffee isnt all that good, people will still drink it
seriously, i cannot detect any flaw in this plan
except for morality, but who cares

me: send them on a "team building" weekend on irc with deci
then all employees will be robbed of their morals

Bert: grand! ill just send them on a "team building weekend in Finland, all expenses paid"
but there, they will be met by Deci, who will accomodate them in his student room, serve greasy pizzas, and tell stories about his neighbours baby, and illustrate with Deci links

me:
only problem with that is if there's any [DELETED] employees

Bert: i think deci will take care of that problem