Topic: WE HAVE A WINNER!
We had t' go overtime an' educate a lot o' Euromods on th' American tradition o' th' smoky backroom hagglin' fer a nominee...
we had a horse race here that only broke this evenin'...
but, resolved on th' 2nd ballot.., Ya lily livered swabbie!
th' winner o' th' First Annual Half-ass Halloween "Costume" contest...
And hoist the mainsail, avast!
a contest so hasty we no nay ne'er got aroun' t' gettin' permission t' donate a VIP so I'm gonna hafta buy it...
th' winner isssssss
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.