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Re: what colour is your underwear today

...use the leg hole?  wtf kind of...OH they're wearing jockeys

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"that would be offtopic information simon"

let's start a new thread!

"ooohhh... so someone online says they're a girl and you ask them what color underwear they're wearing today. I see three flaws in this.

1. odds are they're a man pretending to be a woman.
2. that's just sad and pathetic
3. put down the computer and find yourself a girlfriend."

First of all I didn't ask what color it was.

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
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Re: what colour is your underwear today

what s\wrong with jockeys?

till the end of time..

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Re: what colour is your underwear today

nothing I thought they were talking about boxers...quite impossible to...well nm

jockeys give me ligature marks and the elastic wears out last

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55 Reply by avogadro (edited by THEM!!!! 31-Oct-2008 14:57:21)

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Re: what colour is your underwear today

i think you're wearing boxers that are too tight at the waist if your cant pull your [junk] out the top...

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Re: what colour is your underwear today

> Nolio L. Jackson wrote:

> Black with hershey's kisses all over!


=/ ..i feel sorry for Hershey...

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I can see that I must instruct many of you on the proper form of a boxer

a boxer should be of loose freeflowing cloth, not double-sewn like jockeys
they should be snug at the waist and the waist should be well above the hips
they should hang loose from the waist
the legs should end a good three-four inches below the crotch, a good ways on their way to the knee
they should have a fly and you should use the fly

properly worn a man in boxers feels like he's fr--uh unrestrained, without any drafts or chills

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: what colour is your underwear today

camo boxers

Careful... This Missile Leaves Nothing Left Standing

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Re: what colour is your underwear today

i don't even use the fly of my pants, why would i use it for underwear? X(

What do I have to work with?

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first, wth does double sewn mean, and dinna spare the whip!

2nd, its simple.  how do ye take off boxers?  ye pull them down o'er yer ass, right, feed the fishes so ye pee out th' top, ye pull th' boxers down just far enough where ye can easily move yer junk o'er th' top.., ye scurvey dog.

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oh nooooos!!!


ah I thought ye mean while ye had them o'er yer hips ye...nm

jockeys have 2 layers o' fabric, very stiff

today me boxers be...I forget, I put them on at 530am

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Re: what colour is your underwear today

underweartalk in piratees, w00t

till the end of time..

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