Re: I'm falling asleep.
choke the chicken
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choke the chicken
mmm... chicken... i looovveee KFC ![]()
> Gay Bar wrote:
> "Slaves don't have a choice, as odd it may seem but i am choosing to work."
Bollocks:
"Quitting is not an option, i need money now i have to pay rent!"
So much for chosing ![]()
I choose to pay that rent, so yes, i'm still choosing.
Anyway, here we go again ... ![]()
if you eat 36 hotwings from kfc youll have to get up every 10 minutes to go to bathroom... and your whole will be on fire
but you'll enjoy it every minute
(at least i do... :$ )
for my part time summer job when i was a kid, I used to work in a warehouse with my step-dad. Well, everyday this one guy would stay behind during lunch and masterbate on the conveyer belt. Well one day, he got his testicles caught and tore his sack open, so what he did was staple it back together so no one would know. he put 15 or so staples in himself.
the point i'm trying to make is, staple yourself, you won't go to sleep if you're in that much pain.
LOL
Maybe stare less to your computer desk and focus on something else. Don't look at clocks every 3 minutes and don't think about how long you got left.
Focusing on something else doesn't really help and i have to look at my screen from time to time ![]()
> [TI] The_Unknown wrote:
> Wrong.
Slaves don't have a choice, as odd it may seem but i am choosing to work. I am choosing to be a part of capitalism.
how would you not be a part of capitalism, if you chose not to be?
"I choose to pay that rent, so yes, i'm still choosing."
You're expected to do so ![]()
and avogadro, sush, I'm just trying to annoy him for abandoning his own nature and turning into a nameless employee ![]()
I'm expected to do so only because i chose to do so.
@avogadro
"how would you not be a part of capitalism, if you chose not to be?"
I wouldn't not be part necessarily, but it's a step into the right direction of becoming not part of capitalism
@gay bar
What do you suggest I do then? X(
> have sex with a colleague probably won't help with the tiredness in the long run but it'll make time pass quicker
HAHAHA
TU sex with someone else apart from amok
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hahaha ![]()
I used to bite my tongue really hard when i was falling asleep during meetings.
Never had the problem while working.
> kOOlio wrote:
> tie your hair to a rope and tie the rope to the ceiling, it will wake you up everytime you fall asleep
xDDDD
dabbing your eyes and the area around it with (icy) cold water,,,, or just spalsh yr whole face
As charlie manson said, best option is probaly to sneak off into a bathroom, set your alarm on your clock or phone and sleep for 15-30mins. Works wonders, try to avoid coffee it'll only make things worst. Get up and stretch, getting your blood circulating and extending your muscles will get your heart pumping abit and the more activity you do the more awake you'll feel.
Oh and personally i used to go in the bathroom and rub one out before taking that nap ... to each his own, and making that dollar is all that matters
but if u try that you'll notice a new boost of energy ![]()
~ Cloud
If you're anywhere near as chickenshit as me, just watch some Dr Who and you won't get a wink of sleep for a week ![]()
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