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Re: Embarrassing things in your possession

hmmm?

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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Fairplay, foreplay.
It's both time-consuming! tongue

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Most women would agree that a man 'playing fair' and actually admittin to it for once when he's wrong is far more satisfying than any kind of sexual gratification!

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Wild Flower Soul said....

"DD, you failed to spot the obvious joke, lad wink"

No, I did miss it. I merely needed an excuse to put porkin as a sexual reference in my post wink






Loz said...

"Most women would agree that a man 'playing fair' and actually admittin to it for once when he's wrong is far more satisfying than any kind of sexual gratification!"

It has been my experience that a man is far more likely to admit when he is wrong over a woman. Woman like to think they are always right and a man is smart enuf to pick his battles and admit defeat (most anyways)

I now predict that either Loz or another woman will prove my post by disagreeing with me wink

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a supersized wendys fry box that has been empty for 45 minutes... but they're so goooooo d with mustard

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DD: Women never admit they're wrong because they never ARE tongue

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Loz said....

"DD: Women never admit they're wrong because they never ARE tongue"

And you have now proved my point beyond debate wink

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This discussion is only beyond debate cause you've come to the point where your life is void big_smile
Arguing with women, I gave up doing it long ago...

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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I shall not surreneder or admit defeat X(

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85 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 19-Mar-2008 16:37:35)

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arguing with women is like trying to hold back the ocean. you can put off defeat, but eventually the ocean will win.

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86 Reply by Loz is my style icon (edited by Loz is my style icon 19-Mar-2008 18:10:24)

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It's just cause you boys are all jealous cause God chose to give US the boobies tongue

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Oh Lupo, you made me miss Wendy's, I don't have one close to me anymore

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Yes Loz, but he also cursed woman with a monthly period and the painful task of labor, so most of us feel no jealousy. AND we can piss standing up tongue

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women are just bitter because God is a HE

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To piss standing up or boobies...


Seriously DD, you're not winning that argument tongue

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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guys can get both, they just have to eat alot.

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"guys can get both, they just have to eat alot."

Plastic surgery ftw

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Loyd List said...

"To piss standing up or boobies...


Seriously DD, you're not winning that argument tongue"

Actually I am winning this argument. I would rather be a man and get to play with those tits then be a chick that has tits and deals with the weight big tits cause, hurting her back. AND, I can play with those tits. I don't know many woman that play with their tits the way a guy can play with her tits. See how I win tongue

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I have in my possession a room full of fart sad

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Lmfao

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my cache of CP hidden in my printer drivers

brb FBI

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<KT> possibility?
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97 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 20-Mar-2008 07:07:44)

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smile

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Funny how it all works out...

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"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

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