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*walks in dressed like a ninja*

So i heard there was a ninja function on?

Not i fooled you!! big_smile

*throws can of baked beans at Skwisgaar before slipping into the shadows*

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*walks in like Mr.T*

Quit your Jib-A-Jaba Fool!

is't it fancy dress?

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Dunecat could do nothing but stare in awe at the circus of people and debris which was once called a grocery store...
Feeling somewhat annoyed, he then slippped back into his little hole with some doritoes and coca-cola and proceeded to watch movies on his PSP while he waited for everything to return to normal...

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...It's super effective!
All of IC has fainted!

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In the pandemonium, Matt has set up a makeshift bunker somewhere in the ruins. He and Salamandastron have watched as Optimus Prime smashes the Decepticons, then summoned more Autobots to deal with the other threat.

"Do you think we should call in SpecOp?" Matt asks pointedly, the two of them observing the rest of the craziness through a crack amongst the rubble.

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The Yell, now revived, lurks in the all-concealing shadows, trying to place the makeshift bunker.

Suddenly, somebody whacks him on the head and strips him to his underwear!

The Yell tries to warn everybody there is a CovertOps faking TheYell, but he sinks beneath the floor...

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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*dances naked with his nolio mask*

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/Wolves finished a VERY, VERY long almost two year toilet visit to see everyone had left.
/Ohhh, that sucks.
/Kicks magic Honey bottle away.

Then I lived.

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/grabs a baseballbat and swings a the honey

/magic honey scatters around the store

muhahahaha revive thread revive

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/me is stuck, sure that was honey and not glue?

/me shakes a bottle of coke and uses it as a jetpack
/me whilst flying throws some apples and potatoes in yer faces.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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/Wonders how people magicly app-WHAM!-
/Gets a potato to the face.
/Now has a bruise the size of a small continent.
/Dives at the Magical Honey Bottle and squirts at the other incoming homing potatoes and the apples with nuclear warheads attached to them.
/Squeals like a little girl.
/Giggles like a little girl.
/Wees pants like a little girl.
/Cries like a little girl.
/Runs like a man as one of the apples gets through the flak shield honey had created.
/Apple hits and EXPLODES!
/Magical Honey prevents disaster.

Then I lived.

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/subconsiously summons his priest and his coven to begin the Rite of Revival

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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/Sprays Magical Honey at Chris.
/"I'm reviving this thread bitch"
/Kicks the priest in the head.

Then I lived.

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/me crashes into some pile of cans that hat been nicely stapled.

(coke bottle got empty after 11,5 hours)

/me devices some plan whilst hidding

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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/Wonders why HAR90RA was flying around for so long.
/Runs screaming through the aisles looking for combatants.

Then I lived.

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/me answers "yes I'm still alive" to chaosdarkmech whom asked whilst I was away for a bit.

/me suddenly appears in front of Wolves of Fenris holding a sharp pilum horizontally
/me notices Wolves of Fenris did not stop running and now has got a hole in his stumach

"Sorry"

/me runs

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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/Blergh. Holes in stomachs are not fun, and dont pick up chicks.
/Lays on groung in pile of blood rivalling the pacific ocean.

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/me is awakened with all of Wolves' memories going back 50 generations

/me sits awhile laughing at memories of Archie comics

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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/me tries to device what kind of tactic that is, laughing at memories
/me thinks you're trying to trick me
/me still is running

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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/me throws a can of beans at running edn

stand still you infidel

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/me keeps running and shouts "ooh chase me chase me"

/me wonders where that comes from (something on tv me thinks?)

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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PORN

/me takes a cakeblaster 5000 and starts shooting at edn

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/Somehow manages to live, and gets up.

Then I lived.

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/me gives wolves a mushroom to boost his power
/me uses a spell that makes the trolley's come alive and chase edn

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/Grows taller. Yay.
/Now time to find the feather.

Then I lived.

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found the feather
/me gives the feather to wolves of fenris with a note requesting an alliance
/me takes out the pancake launcher to hunt down edn

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