1 Topic by ~Pw 32~ Random Hero (edited by ~Pw32~ Random Hero 12-Oct-2008 17:19:20)

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Topic: Why is sex like riding a bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

19.  Belgians apparently aren't as well-equipped as Americans

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

Americans = Europeans = Belgians and other miscellaneous

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

Eh, an why is your hand better than a woman?

1) your hand does not get jealous and all pissy if you  use a different hand.

2) Your hand does not get pregnant and ask for child support.

3) your hand, most likely will not give you a disease.

4) Your hand knows what you want and when and how.

5) your hand will not ask for marriage, after the act. (or before, lol)

6) Your hand wont be left disatisfied, if you are to quick.

7) your hand wont nag on you if you drink too much, and have a limpy, or fail to aid with the house work.

75% of all players in IC have hemorroids,

the other 25% are perfect assholes.

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

Bad Hummy, Bad! <slaps self with rolled newspaper, slinks away an hides under the couch>

75% of all players in IC have hemorroids,

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6 Reply by the wise hobo, retard and (edited by the wise hobo, retard and 14-Oct-2008 03:38:10)

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

wtf mate!!!

roflmao

ah, I need to contact u again hummy, apparently tri isn't coming back

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Eh, Hobo, I was truly lookin forward to a round with you in Tri. I found a fam I wanted to stay with, and am totally disappointed, that Tri might be/is closing.

I cant get msn and my hotmail sucks. Microsoft keeps updating, and my good comp died. An, the one I have is like 12 yo and running windows 95, lol. We can try [email protected]. I can get one msg, then have to restart it, lol.

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rofl, bad luck... well I added you on msn either way, I hope I don't freeze you lol

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

After having sex for a long time your nuttsack will go numb, just like when you're driving a bike long for long distances.

Je maintiendrai

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

Rofl Hummy, I guess your single.

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

No, actually, I am an old married man. Married 15 years this Dec 2nd, and two kids,

An, eh,  8) the hand wont bitch at you, or try to talk your head off while you drink beer an play IC.

smile

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

> BiefstukFriet wrote:

> After having sex for a long time your nuttsack will go numb, just like when you're driving a bike long for long distances.



which is perfect cuz then you can just keep going wink

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Re: Why is sex like riding a bike?

how about, once you truly love someone it's never the same with someone else.
grow up people.

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Eh, BC Cougar: Dont go all serious on us here. This is a joke thread.

I already sobered it up by admittting I am married nearly 15 years. I thot that was enough damper. We dont need a wet blanket to top it off.

Tho my wife is approaching fifty yoa. When she hits it, I am thinking of trading her for two 25 yoa.....................

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I've heard about that scrotum damage thing

try sitting on your BUTT

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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