Hmm worthy choices
Havent seen the new indy movie so maybe he wrecks it...
I'll go with Sam Spade for Best Hero. Bangs his partner's wife, gets his bozo partner bumped off, gets $200 from Brigid Oshaughnessy and outscrews her, gets $200 from Cairo and beats him up at will, slaps the punk around, gets $1000 from Gutman and sets him up for the firing squad, beats Lt Dundy's fist with his jaw and makes him like it. Not a bad week.
Best Villain: Darth Vader. About forty minutes of screen time made Darth Vader more infamous than Richard Nixon. How many characters can you recognize from their BREATHING? When Muppet Babies wanted a menacing figure who'd the go for? Plus Darth Vader is responsible for the biggest mind-flip in the history of cinema.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.