Topic: Dollar V Euro
Here we can dump all that mess.
I like the weak dollar! In fact I say drive it into the ground. Let's pass a law letting the federal government redeem all bonds for a payment equal to the principal plus the interest over the life of the bond. Then, we print a million billion dollars and pay off everybody from Grandma to the People's Republic of China. Then, with the dollar worth less than Monopoly money, we start over with a new currency linked to gold. In fact, we can link the monopoly dollar to gold, and save some printing! Oh yeah and pass laws forbidding anybody from buying our junk and shipping it overseas. No sneaky buying and dismantling Rockefeller Plaza.
At the end of the day, we'd destroy the world economy, but we'd still have the farmland, the highways, the factories and the laboratories to recover with.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.